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Moron by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 03:30
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While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.
It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.
The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.
Ouch
So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.
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#1 by Sly Red on 26 Sep, 2011 06:54
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The sympathetic portion: I hope you've gotten the bleeding stopped. Be careful shaving around that area for a few days.
The realistic portion: You daft tosser! What were you thinking!
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#2 by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 06:59
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lol. You're right, I was definitely being daft although I wasnt doing the other
at least not at that particular moment 
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#3 by Daven on 26 Sep, 2011 08:38
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While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.
It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.
The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.
You bled to death? How's Heaven? Good to know they have Internet there..
Ouch So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death. -
#4 by D.A.L.U.I. on 26 Sep, 2011 08:41
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I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it.
Your new throat slitter
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#5 by TheSlyBear on 26 Sep, 2011 08:48
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Youch. I've cut that area too and yeah, it bleeds like a *&^%$#@!.
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#6 by MikeM on 26 Sep, 2011 08:49
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#7 by tomgallagher on 26 Sep, 2011 08:58
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Never never never sideways....OMG. Conan who..?
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#8 by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 09:35
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I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.
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#9 by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 09:36
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p.s., thanks No it wasnt the straight razor, just a Hydro 5. Hurt like a b1tch though. It still stings
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#10 by MikeM on 26 Sep, 2011 09:50
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I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.
Warning: I'm about to explain a joke.
Tarja Halonen, the person on the right, is the (female) president of Finland. Their resemblance became a running joke on Conan's show (and the internet) years ago. He even traveled to Finland to meet her after she won the election. -
#11 by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 09:55
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They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me Sorry
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#12 by MikeM on 26 Sep, 2011 09:57
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#13 by Chavster on 26 Sep, 2011 10:01
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I still dont see it
He's making the same facial expressions in some of the pictures, but facially I dont see a physical resemblance
Neither of them are beauties, especially him, but apart from that...
sorry
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#14 by TheSlyBear on 26 Sep, 2011 10:27
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Wow, I'd swear it was his Mom or sister.