Why would someone who shaves their head buy a baseball cap with fake hair stuck to it?
http://www.rayzorblade.com/product/camo-dome-protectorWhy doesnt this ^ company just have a website saying: here's a great way to save money! Dont buy our razor blades, dont shave your head, then you wont need to buy the cap with a rug on top!

Im obviously missing the point I guess...
Think of all the money you'd save over a "hair system"!
Well yeah I guess, but I think I'll keep the pool ball look!
I can (kind of) understand someone wearing a toupee (wig) if thats really what they need to do, but that baseball cap looks like it has Tina Turner's scalp glued to the top of it

I guess its hard for me to understand that hat, because I like the bald look too much (as I know the majority of us do). My head is so shiny tonight, the glare can be seen from Uranus, even without a telescope, and thats exactly how I like it.
I cant imagine going into my local supermarket looking like I'm going to give an acapella rendition of Nutbush City Limits.
Got to be a joke, right.? If it isn't it sure should be.
Well I hope nobody wears them for anything other than a joke!
Hey, guys--that's for Mardi Gras.
Oh yeah, that's only in New Orleans.
Well I've never been to Mardi Gras. You'll have to invite us over and we can all wear our lovely SBG Tina Turner hats
Big guy, I know she's not into hats, but look at my earlier comments. I said those hats look like someone had stuck her scalp onto a baseball cap (or words to that effect). She has (or had) pretty big hair (even if it was a wig), and the rug on those caps looks like Tina hair.
Doncha ever read my posts?
As Auntie Mame said "Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!" In New Orleans we work to live, not live to work! If it feels good, do it.
My philosophy too, although sometimes its taken me places I really shouldnt have gone
Only the important parts.
Im going to have to console myself with some chocolate now
Well I've never been to Mardi Gras. You'll have to invite us over and we can all wear our lovely SBG Tina Turner hats 
Well, it's something you'll remember for the rest of your life--and maybe you won't leave anyway. Those hats aren't about Tina Turner--but then there's so many takes on so many things during Carnival who knows, and the Chinaman, Who, doesn't talk. No one needs an invitation to the Carnival, just the nerve and "joie de vivre" to be there. In New Orleans, our children grow up thinking "Hey lady show me your tits!" is just a general form of pre-Lenten greeting
I might need to give it a try. I've only been to NO once, and that was only for a day trip. I just remember an awful lot of rain, and some extremely strong alcohol