A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
I started laughing

at that but then realized

how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably.
I started laughing
at that but then realized
how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably. 
My heart goes out to ya bro. I know how ya feel..........
Tyler is still in the honeymoon phase, he has yet to feel the pain....lol
I'm not even married and I don't think we'd use 12 a year it's so brutal.