Stupid Quotes
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
What a complete friggen BIMBO!
what the h#ll was silverstone even talking about. I think I lost a few brain cells just reading that one.
She had obviously been on the set of clueless a little too long!!! Staying in character really does have its effects!
We've given Kentwood to Mississippi, so Britany is there problem now!!!
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
That should be about the southside!! Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!
It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!
But not on game day!! Other times, well, I'll agree with you...
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
That should be about the southside!! Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
Wrigleyville not dangerous? Funny, neither is the team that plays there...