Well, I won't say much more than has been said here about "Welcome."
Live and learn--I'd never really thought about whatever that "spray-on" hair might entail. No, don't tell me.
As to my own sibs, there's only one, a brother younger by four years, and we frequently "talk" via Skype, being many states apart. I say nothing, but his hair seems to me to be a perfect Bozo effect--lots of skin in front and to the top and a lot of curly fringe around. I teach by example, but maybe I should be a little more pushy about the virtues of Sly.
On the other hand, if his wife and his cat and his sons and his grandsons put up with Brother Bo' face to face, who am I to suggest such a change?