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Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative! by D.A.L.U.I. on 22 Dec, 2010 09:59
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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
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#1 by ozzie on 22 Dec, 2010 10:16
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Too funny!
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#2 by schro on 22 Dec, 2010 10:45
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#3 by wpruitt on 22 Dec, 2010 18:24
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Too funny
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#4 by Arnie on 22 Dec, 2010 19:30
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Great one!!!
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#5 by BillOnBass on 22 Dec, 2010 20:00
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#6 by Jack21 on 22 Dec, 2010 20:15
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Being from East Texas I know too many guys like Bobby Lee.
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#7 by Noodles on 22 Dec, 2010 20:27
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#8 by hammerdrill376 on 23 Dec, 2010 02:34
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Now brother..thats funny right there!
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#9 by Mikekoz13 on 23 Dec, 2010 20:27
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Poor rednecks........ always being picked on................
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#10 by Magoo on 26 Dec, 2010 13:56
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