A real woman is a man's best friend. She will inspire him to live without fear or regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.


She will make sure he feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident,
sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .



No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer
does... Never mind.