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Offline Kojak

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Beer and Women
« on: August 26, 2010, 10:18:29 AM »
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
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Offline D.A.L.U.I.

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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 10:28:07 AM »
Funny  ;D ;D ;D, but not to be told in mixed company if the mix is one's spouse I think.
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 11:06:51 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) altho I will not be relating that particular joke to Madam Ambassador.
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 04:13:43 PM »
Lol,  ;D I think you left out the part where he gets smakced!  :*))
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 05:55:38 PM »
Dude thats funny...wife liked it too. She was in a good mood. O0
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 09:31:37 PM »
Good stuff!! :*))
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 12:28:14 PM »
That's a good joke!!!
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Re: Beer and Women
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 09:24:19 PM »
 ;D ;D
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