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A limerick by BikerDave on 22 Jun, 2010 16:38
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There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you'd least expect 'em
They'd burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
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#1 by Sgt. Pate on 22 Jun, 2010 18:16
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There was a young man from Trent,
who's tool was so long that it bent!
So in times of trouble,
he'd fold the thing double,
and instead of coming he went! -
#2 by aarrggh on 22 Jun, 2010 19:54
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There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up too do,
He`d ring a doorbell,
Then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22 -
#3 by Paul on 23 Jun, 2010 09:49
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie. -
#4 by Mikekoz13 on 23 Jun, 2010 10:13
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!! -
#5 by CraftyGuy on 23 Jun, 2010 10:51
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
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#6 by The Scottish Ambassador on 23 Jun, 2010 12:04
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There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
A tuft of grass
Grew from his ass
And he couldn't fart for weeds.
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#7 by RodgerDodger on 23 Jun, 2010 13:07
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There once was a young man that was shy.
Then one day he decided to go sly.
His level of cool and confidence grew.
'Cause of todo los chicas he knew.
Cabeza de huevo, on the fly!
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#8 by Sgt. Pate on 23 Jun, 2010 18:15
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Good one Paul!
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#9 by New_Shine on 25 Aug, 2010 21:15
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There once was a man who was sly
hands down
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.