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Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« on: May 07, 2010, 07:48:28 AM »
I was watching the news last night and utterly disgusted with LT.   That guy has had some problems in the past but this is an all time low.

One thing I noticed was that his "body guards" who were escorting him out of the court house were all sly.   



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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 09:07:55 AM »
Sadly, so is Lawrence Taylor.  >:(


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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 02:47:00 PM »
I don't think so.

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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 02:55:59 PM »
I hope the allegations aren't true but looking at his checkered past...it may well be.  It's plausible she's just trying to get money but with LT's past habits I'd say there is little left.

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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 06:30:25 AM »
Too bad they don't come with their age stamped on their forehead. It would make things a lot easier.

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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 06:45:52 AM »
Regardless of age, the dude is 51 and married. Shameful.


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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 06:53:28 AM »
There's one bright side to this whole ordeal- for me anyway...

I doubt I'll be seeing his NutriSystem weight loss commercials anymore where he acts like a putz and argues with Dan Marino.

 I read on Yahoo late last night he admitted to paying for the sex.
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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 07:56:58 AM »
Apparently he may have been trafficing in under age sexual exploits. The guy is a turd.......
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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 08:16:03 AM »
There's one bright side to this whole ordeal- for me anyway...

I doubt I'll be seeing his NutriSystem weight loss commercials anymore where he acts like a putz and argues with Dan Marino.

 I read on Yahoo late last night he admitted to paying for the sex.

NutriSystem terminated their contract with him.


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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 09:24:28 AM »
I am not aware of what LT did this time. Did it involve smoking crack?

The thing that makes me chuckle about these pro athletes, especially the ones who talk badass but don't walk the walk, are that they need bodyguards. IMO, anybody who needs bodyguards really shouldn't go around talking about what a tough mofo he is. It's just too much irony for me. :x! :x! :XX :x! :x!
I just don't care how much riskier their lives are.....if it's that much of a pain in the a$$ to be a rich and spoiled athlete quit playing pro sports and get a f*<&in' job like the rest of us.
I guess they never heard about Uncle Bob who got kicked by a mule and broke a few ribs. His response: he punched the mule in the face. The point of this fable is you got people who want your autograph. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2010, 12:53:28 AM »

NutriSystem terminated their contract with him.

That didn't take long at all, huh? Maybe JaMarcus Russell can take his spot (had to go there since you're a Raiders guy  ;D).
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Re: Lawrence Taylor - His Body Guards
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2010, 07:19:54 AM »

NutriSystem terminated their contract with him.

That didn't take long at all, huh? Maybe JaMarcus Russell can take his spot (had to go there since you're a Raiders guy  ;D).

JaMarcus the Hutt is a complete waste of talent.


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