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Offline Demoman Dawkins

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Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« on: April 18, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »
I finally shaved my head the other day. I didn't go completely bald, but I did get a number 0, which is a near as makes no difference. I'm just wondering if there's anything I can do about my head being different on both sides. It's not a huge difference, but it's still not normal.

To give an Idea, I did a quick paint drawing of the top section of my head. Don't mind my horrible drawing skills, but it sums it up okay I guess.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1265/picwa.jpg

probably not as severe as I drew it, but as I said, I suck at Paint.
 



Offline Ollie_Boy

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2010, 08:59:12 AM »
I thought this exactly when I first shaved my head and iv found its more noticable when i let my hair grow out for 2 days - so I reduce the noticability by shaving it daily to every 2 days.

TBH no one will notice it but you!

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2010, 09:01:40 AM »
I wouldn't be so sure about that. I can guess that everyone's going to be examining my head when I go back to college  :*))

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2010, 09:03:38 AM »
  WOW :: I love that drawing . . .         :D

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2010, 09:06:11 AM »
I'd get a photo up, but I lost my phone on the bus, so I have a crappy one to tide me by until I can afford a good one.

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2010, 09:10:07 AM »
If you're smiling nobody's going to notice the shape of your head.  I think its a common question that we all have when we first shave.   The reality is that the only person who's going to notice is yourself.  Smile -- they'll be focusing on your face and not your head :-)

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2010, 10:19:59 AM »
If you're smiling nobody's going to notice the shape of your head.  I think its a common question that we all have when we first shave.   The reality is that the only person who's going to notice is yourself.  Smile -- they'll be focusing on your face and not your head :-)
What pdxtodd said!  Shave it, keep it 30 days, no one will notice anything but the improvement.

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2010, 11:03:47 AM »
We are all off kilter  - a little -bit - - -no melon is perfect  -  except  Razor X

Enjoy it the way it is

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2010, 01:37:05 PM »
If you're smiling nobody's going to notice the shape of your head.  I think its a common question that we all have when we first shave.   The reality is that the only person who's going to notice is yourself.  Smile -- they'll be focusing on your face and not your head :-)

+1  I couldn't have said it better myself  O0

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2010, 03:06:20 PM »
We always think the whole world is turning around ourselves.

It isn't.  :Xo!

Relax. Just don't try to guess what other people think about you. It's no use.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 03:42:50 PM by SlyOne »
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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2010, 05:29:32 PM »
I agree.  i have a dome thats flatter one side than the other.  No one has ever said anything: just chill! 8)

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2010, 08:11:17 PM »
You could practice tilting your head so that both sides remain perpendicular to the ground.  This has the added advantage of creating the impression that you are sincerely listening to whoever you are talking to.

No, I'm being silly.   ;)   Perfectly symmetrical faces and bodies are creepy to most people, actually.  And nobody is ever going to be facing you at exactly 180 degrees where your head is not tilted and the light is directly in front like your bathroom mirror. 

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2010, 11:16:34 PM »
No one's head is perfect and the drawing from what appears to be an etch-a-sketch isn't cutting it.


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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2010, 05:41:28 PM »
I once tried bashing my head with a mallet... :px :D ;)

...apart from that, there's nothing you can do: its solid bone! 8)

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Re: Anything I can do about an asymmetrical head shape
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2010, 06:50:01 PM »
Hey Picasso...... Get a vice.... place head in vice.... tighten vice until head evens out..... release head from vice.


Pretty silly huh?.... just like your statement will seem to yourself after a week or two of shaving.

(Just joking Dude...)
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