Thinking about the wild crew we have here I am interested in hearing your stories from the infamous drinking day.

Here is my story...

I worked at the Cabarett "The Roseland" like I do every saturday night. I arrive at work around 11PM and the place is empty doesn't usually get busy until 130 or 200. So I stopped at the pizza joint next door which is owned my the same company. I talk with my buddy and eat a slice, good times.

So I walk in the door to the bar walk around and check out the emptiness (only people there are staff). than go talk to a co-worker i haven't seen in a few months. While we are talking a girl comes in with a group of friends, this girl use to be a regular however she just got barred for 1 year because she hit one girl in the face with a bottle and on her way out punched another girl in the head. So psycho girl asks if she can use the bathroom, I say no get a grip i don't even want you in my doorway you are barred. She than tells her friends she's barred for 6 months..... OPps wrong answer.... I pipe in bared for a years you crazy *****. She starts to cry thinking her tears will break my heart (wrong again sweetie I'm f**King heartless). She leaves and the quiet continues for a few hours.

Later on in the night above psycho shows up, with the same group of friends, she tossed her money under the window and gets her hand stamped... than I laugh... and walk her out the exit.... she start complain about just paying... well I'm sorry it's not my fault you are stupid enough to pay to get into a place you are not allowd in. She than says she is going to call the police and tell them we stole money from her. So I one up her, i wave them over (they sit across the street waiting for idiots like this to arrest) she tells them the deal they laugh and send her on her way.

About 30 minutes later (it's now about 130) a fight breaks out in the lobby, I run over and this guy is punching another guy in the face... so I grabbthe puncher and he agrues with me that he shouldn't be kicked out cause he was defending his friend.... I chuck him out on his ass..... argure with the cement pal.

a few minutes after that 3 chicks start fighting with 3 other chicks (these girls happen to be bar staff off for the night) so we toss out the 3 non bar staff chicks. than this old lady and 2 youn girls come up to me screaming at me becuase the 3 girls we tossed out were fighting with her young friends (one was a daughter the other was a neice) and she's saying if i don't remove those other girls (which we were in the process of doing just getting them their coats) she was going ..... that's when I lost my cool.... and ask her "you are going to what??, exactly nothing if you do not like the way I have things running here don't come, and do not tell me how to do my job!!" (I was thinking I wasn't slapping the dicks out your mouth when you were making your living in the parking lot {a line i have used before})

10 minutes after this a girl that comes in every weekend, and is never an issue is havinga flip attack and her ex is being dragged out (and is fighing with 2 other bouncers to try to either get back in or get to her) seeing this and knowing the young lady I didn't like that happening so I grabed him and he started to fight harder so I choked his ass, and told him if he calms down i'll relax if he keeps fighting i'll choke up out. Well he settles down so i relax the hold, and he flips out hard again... so I choke the life right out of him. and push him out of the bar, and he lands on his face... I watch him stand up and walk towards me looking for a fight than the cops come and arrest him.

Later on this native kid starts fucking around with this dude, who just got out of Maxium security prison, and isn't the kind of guy you really want to f**k with.... what a sh*t show..... I didn't get hurt and fought with like 5 dudes..... that's just some of the highlights. what was your experience???

Pretty girl like you should watch out, don't want ulgy chicks putting smokes out on your face.... we are looking for a couple of solid bouncers you interested?

i surfed the net and drank 8 beers...somebody stop me..i'm a wildman.....

i surfed the net and drank 8 beers...somebody stop me..i'm a wildman.....

Now that is good times     

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