Hey everyone,
I just renewed my slyness, this time for good!
This past summer I got sick of my ever-thinning hair and, taking inspiration from some of my military friends, decided to be done with all the worrying and shave my head. I've been balding since I was 16, and I'm only 22 now, but I often think I look closer to 30 because of my hair.
... Anyways, it was a pretty cool experience. After that initial shock, me and my friendsI got used to it, and my bald head even helped me stand out a bit (and I've never been one to be afraid of the spotlight). It was also good for my sporting life, because it made me look "mean" and I certainly felt tougher. I even noticed that people didn't play against me as hard because I looked so no-nonsense!
After the summer ended, however, I decided to grow my hair back because one of my best friends is having a wedding in the next few months, and I thought I could pull off the smooth bond-esque tuxedo and perfect hair look. But boy was it difficult to go back to having hair! I hate that I have thin hair, and when I grew out the thinness I just ended up spending all my time worrying about how bald I looked. Ironic: when I'm bald I don't care how bald I look because I'm just bald and that's that!
I really couldn't stand worrying about my hair so much... it's only hair after all. So I shaved my head again and I'm back to slyness for good. I'll be sly at the wedding, and sly 'till I die.
The transition has been slightly hard for me... I think because I'm still just 22, and I'm the only young man I know who has such advanced MPB... and I know even fewer guys my age who completely shave their head. Truthfully, if I wasn't balding I probably wouldn't shave my head (especially because I used to have awesome blond hair)... but given my set of options I think this is by-far the best choice.
And that means it's time to update my mental images of coolness and go from a bond-inspired pierce brosnan to something more bruce willis-y. Anyone know any good bruce willis films where he wears a tux?