This is no BS...... One year, many years ago, in my almost insane days, I went to a party dressed as cupid. Wore nothing but a big diaper, hearts painted on nipples and cheeks, hair (yes I had a lot then) slicked back and painted white, complete with bow, arrows and quiver.
You could have heard a pin drop when I walked in with my friend that was dressed as Rambo. It was a singles party and I was the only guy to leave with a woman that night. Shot her with my arrow

AND.... Don't ask because I burned the photos years ago...............
Back in the eighties I went as Mr. T. Got the prize money at a local bar AND a lady that night
Last year, the screw coming out of my dome, with blood! Looked like someone had screwed a huge screw into my scalp. Great responses.
Nothing like a woman in a French Maid costume.
A couple of years ago I went as Larry The Cable Guy and it was a hit. The funny thing is that my wife said the following thing before we left - "Who are you going as? I don't think anyone is going to know who you are."
The first bar we walked into the whole place stopped and in unison about 20 people yelled "GET-R-DONE!" It was awesome!
thanks 4 sharing your costume stories. hey mike... it's 2 bad that U burnt those pics.

a long time ago (back in the 90s)... when i was a student at florida state (go noles!!!) i dressed up as one of the "beastie boys". i even wore the big-azz "VW" necklace that was the size of a wall clock.

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i actually had a Halloween party last night and I went as Charlie Brown, Everyone loved it. they said i looked like Charlie would if he was my age. This is the first time I dressed around my bald head. As soon as i get pics, ill post.