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Chapstick
« on: March 05, 2007, 05:50:07 PM »
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day..

The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.  "Howdy, Stranger"

"Howdy, Sheriff."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.He dropped the horse's tail, stepped on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em.
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 06:29:39 PM »
sounds like something pigpen would do. :*))
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 06:32:18 PM »
Quote from: pburke on March 05, 2007, 06:29:39 PM
sounds like something pigpen would do. :*))

 :*)) ;D :*)) ;D :D
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 06:46:51 PM »
That reminds me of an observation I have made.

It's a scientific fact that a dogs' sense of smell is something like 100,000 times more sensitive than us humans (not sure of the exact figure).

Right....so they can smell drugs in a suitcase....they can smell the intensely subtle change in body chemistry put off by fear.

So their sense of smell is HYPER sensitive......

Then they put their noses right up on another dog's freshly deposited pile of s**t.

If I can smell that from 5 feet away......holy crap....what is a dog gleaning from that encounter. :XX :XX
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 07:39:39 PM »
R-Meister, I'm not certain to call that astute or insane. :o
better go get a cocktail..... O0
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2007, 08:02:15 PM »
Quote from: schro on March 05, 2007, 07:39:39 PM
R-Meister, I'm not certain to call that astute or insane. :o
better go get a cocktail..... O0

I'm cocktailed out for a while....after my evening with Tyler.
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 08:07:10 PM »
I was referring to myself, I better go get one.  dr!#k
That's cool you got to hook up with another sly brudda.
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 09:32:21 PM »
Quote from: pburke on March 05, 2007, 06:29:39 PM
sounds like something pigpen would do. :*))
:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2007, 08:17:34 AM »
Quote from: pburke on March 05, 2007, 06:29:39 PM
sounds like something pigpen would do. :*))

It works! Paulie is just jealous because I thought of it first.
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