Why Bald Headed Men????

• Why Bald Headed Men???? by Timmay on 02 Sep, 2009 06:51
• I am not sure if this has ever been posted in here or not, or if any of you have ever seen it on the net.  I found this today while just surfing.  I am just going to post it all here..
  
  WHY BALD HEADED MEN???
  
  What can I say? It takes all kinds to make the world go round ...
  When I was a college student, we had a small secret club for women who preferred bald men. We were tired of being the butt of jokes by other women, or our families, or basically anyone who knew that we found bald men appealing. Here we could confide in each other without fear of ridicule.
  
  What was it we liked about bald men? The sense of strength, confidence, intelligence, a well-seasoned maturity combined with a well-reasoned sense of self confidence. The way they simply radiate passion and masculinity. Did you know that there is an old tradition that some men are so brilliant and fiery that their overwhelming passion burns out the roots of their hair? Sigh.
  
  Meanwhile, all of us knew at least one sterling young man who was fretting over his hairline, and here we were trying to tell them DON'T DO IT! Agh! Toupees! Implants! Rogaine! Yuck! You might think it covers it up, but a woman always knows. Even my 13-year-old daughter always knows. Some guy walks through a hallway, or appears on a TV talk show. We glance at each other, and then in unison say, "TOUPEE!" and start giggling madly.
  
  I don't think anyone can say it better than the way Christine Lavin has in her song, "Bald Headed Men." The first time I heard this song, it was playing on WNUA in Chicago early in the morning as my alarm came on. I thought I was dreaming. I spent half the morning on the phone, trying to get the album info from the DJ, who didn't remember it ... here are the lyrics..
  
  I don't like men who exaggerate
  about the places they've been
  about the money they make
  I like a man who's honest and true
  who can look you in the eye
  when they talk to you
  I like men who accept who they are
  not everybody can look like a movie star
  if you can follow this thought
  to its logical end
  you can see why I like bald headed men
      (she said it before
      she'll say it again)
  I like bald headed men
  
  Everybody knows it's testosterone
  that turns a bushy haired man
  into a chrome-dome
  but testosterone
  is what makes a man a man
  the more that he's got
  the more that he can
  do the things that make the women go
  OY!
  I'll take a bald headed man
  over a big-haired boy
  big-haired boys make very good friends
  but they cannot compare
  to bald headed men
      (she said it before
      she'll say it again)
  I like bald headed men
  
      Why would you waste your money
      joining that hair club for guys?
         (tell me why
         tell me why?)
      why would you cover
      your manly badge of honor
      with such a bad disguise?
         (guys, guys, guys)
      why would you blow your money
      on rogaine and minoxidil?
      when all it can guarantee
      is years and years of pharmacy bills
      (please don't do it)
         [Spoken:]
          Yes, we believe the hair replacement industry
          for men is like the cosmetic industry for women
          a giant black hole that will suck your money away
          for the rest of your lives
      (please don't do it)
     
  No matter how you fight it
  time marches on
  some new things appear
  some old things are gone
  let 'em go it's a natural thing
  like a leaf off a tree
  like a bird on a wing
  try looking in your mirror
  from a whole different place
  you're not losing hair
  you're gaining face
  be confident be cool
  it won't be long when
  you find you are proud
  to be one of the bald headed men
      (she said it before
      she'll say it again)
  I love bald headed men
  
     [Chanted:]
     
     Johnny Yakovitch
        love him
     that guy on Star Trek: The Next Generation
        love him
     Michael Jordan
        lover
     Tom Paxton
        love him
     Alan Brady
        love him
     Burt Reynolds
        love him
     Yul Brynner
        loved him
     Telly Savalas
        who loves ya, baby?
  
  
  Anyway, back to baldness. I have just a few things to say to any man worried about his hairline. It really does take all kinds to make the world go round, and women really do exist who prefer baldness (take a look at my two favorite baldies below). Just be yourself, and be proud! Anybody who razzes you about it is either excessively immature, or just doesn't have any idea what they are talking about. Baldness is sexy. Mrrrrowww!
  
• #1 by D.A.L.U.I. on 02 Sep, 2009 08:19
• Good find
• #2 by PigPen on 02 Sep, 2009 08:24
• God bless that woman
  
• #3 by Mike on 02 Sep, 2009 15:37
• That is awesome!
• #4 by Mikekoz13 on 07 Sep, 2009 15:53
• Damn!! Now the secret is out!! My wife isn't going to be happy about this.
• #5 by ChallengeMe on 18 Sep, 2009 18:42
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  What was it we liked about bald men? The sense of strength, confidence, intelligence, a well-seasoned maturity combined with a well-reasoned sense of self confidence. The way they simply radiate passion and masculinity. Did you know that there is an old tradition that some men are so brilliant and fiery that their overwhelming passion burns out the roots of their hair? Sigh.

  
  She still remembers me from when we met! 
  
  Here is the You Tube video: