I, I STILL do not know how to drive a stick.
If you're smart enough to go Sly, your more than smart enough to handle a stick shift--unless you use an electric
Thanks for the vote of confidence, but i think it is less a matter of intellectual capability and more a matter of coordination.

I had a seargent try to teach me once. When I slipped the duece and a half from third to reverse, he made me get out and walk.
Like Justin and Tom, I can park a big truck so anything else is easy
Like Justin and Tom, I can park a big truck so anything else is easy 
Nomad, I believe you'd just get out of your vehicle pick it up and set it down in the parking space.
I drive a Honda Civic, so parallel parking is usually a breeze.