OK, Im sitting here at my store minding my own business.  This lady, oh lets say about 24-25 years old walks in.  Keep in mind this person is not all there anyways.  She is often seen walking downtown singing to herself and at times thinks she is some big country rock star or something. 
Anyways, she was inquiring about laminate floors.  I knew she wasnt serious about it and just curious thats all.  So being I had nothing better to do, I figured I would brush up on my skills.  I went into full detail overload on her.  She kept saying WOW!  Then she would ask another question and I would look in my price book at the different things she was asking for.  All the while she would be saying WOW!  At first I thought she was going to mention my shining noggin and wanna touch it or something.  BOY WAS I WRONG!  On the third WOW! I sorta looked up over my glasses at her and said are you OK?    She was like I am sorry I do not mean to get too personal here but I have an ear fetish and I want to touch your ears.  I stood up and looked at her and said NO!  You must leave now.  She was like but Sir I am sorry I do not know what come over me.  I said I am sorry too but you need to leave.  She turned around and walked out.

What is up with people??

Dude.... if you were a better lookin' guy I would say there was a reason she wanted to grab you by your ears....

Timm, Timm, Timm. I thought you were accostumed to "young" women hitting on you?! I mean, a bald head AND ears to die for!   

The question - did she have an eye for ear beauty - or are there ear fetish folks out there oggling bald guys -  I'm voting for ear beauty, Timm may be left feeling a little dirty, but saves me from the same fate

Thanks Red. That explains alot!! I don't know if you're still my SBG idol or not Timm!!

I'm with you Bear!! Timm keeps saying he badly needs a new pic. Well why not give us a shot of your ear/ears! Inquiring minds need to know!! I've already contacted my plastic surgeon, so once I get the pics I can have my ears look just like yours. An ear to drive the women crazy!!

Better not let someones pet monkey sit on your shoulder Timmayyyyy 

yeah. have you ever seen "Outbreak"? thats why.