So....when are you growing your hair back ?

[Razor X]

Hey! I like my thin patchy beard!

You don't have a thin patchy beard. 

[Brkeatr]

Actually, no one has ever asked me that question......go figure.....

[MagmaBabe]

I havent been asked that by anyone yet.
If I ever do get asked it though, If it's a female, I'm going to ask when she is going to grow the hair back in her arm pits.

but what if her pitts are already hairy?

[J Digory]

Hey! I like my thin patchy beard!

You don't have a thin patchy beard. 

I couldn't grow a goatee if I wanted to. I have a bunch of places on my face that I either have thing facial hair or none at all. But yet it keeps growing so high up onto my cheeks. I can't even grow a good looking full beard, hence the Backstreet Boys beard I grow right now.