This blond lady decides she wants to go horseback riding. It has been a dream of hers for her whole life. One day she is driving to the store and notices this horse. She thinks, WOW! This is my chance. She gets out of her car walks over and pets the horse. Rubs it's mane and admires it muscles.
She gets up on the horse and the horse begins to move. She is so excited! Finally, she is riding a horse. Well, the horse begins to go a little faster and the lady begins to get a little concerned. Then the horse takes off in a full gallop and the lady begins to scream for help! She looses her grip on the reins and begins to turn sideways in the saddle. She is hanging on for dear life as the horse still gallops along.
She comes out of the saddle, but her feet are stuck in the stirrups and is under the horse banging her head on the ground with every bounce. She is hanging upside down grasping and clawing at the horse, stuck in the stirrups screaming for help when the greeter comes out of the walmart and uplugs it.