Quick Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day
Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you
$100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at him and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend, She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be
able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
g irlfriend's call. Finall y, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks, "W hat happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard
had all quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
