A brand new store has just opened in New York that sells husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at
the entrance: -
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
of
the products increase as you ascend the flights.
You may choose any Item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
to
the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 -These men have jobs.
She moves on to the 2nd Floor.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
Moving onto the 3rd floor, she sees the 3rd floor sign that reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow, " she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and
Help
with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with
Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31, 456, 012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner has also opened a new
Wives
store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through to 6th floors have never been visited.
