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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on February 19, 2007, 02:48:52 PM

Title: Arkansas Razorbacks......
Post by: bmwgsa on February 19, 2007, 02:48:52 PM

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I just came back from Arkansas. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade !"

Title: Re: Arkansas Razorbacks......
Post by: wpruitt on February 19, 2007, 03:26:48 PM

Most excellent, bro!  Makes my day

Title: Re: Arkansas Razorbacks......
Post by: Tyler on February 20, 2007, 01:31:00 AM

Pig Suey!

Title: Re: Arkansas Razorbacks......
Post by: PigPen on February 20, 2007, 07:58:41 AM

LMAO

Title: Re: Arkansas Razorbacks......
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 08:03:35 AM

I think they guy that raised the Razorbacks got ripped off.
But to the Marines' point, it was an excellent trade for "W".