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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Entertainment/Events/Music/Movies => Topic started by: socctty on February 19, 2007, 01:51:08 AM
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Until I see "Freddy Got Fingered" again just to be sure (it will have to be on accident), I won't call "Norbit" the worst movie ever. But it's damn close. REALLY damn close.
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Until I see "Freddy Got Fingered" again just to be sure (it will have to be on accident), I won't call "Norbit" the worst movie ever. But it's damn close. REALLY damn close.
Thanks for saving me $20. Though, I doubt i would have gone to see it or even bought the DVD, there's always a chance I may have lost my brain actually went and saw it.
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That's a shame....Eddie Murphy is one funny guy. Thanks for the heads up.
On Worst Movie Ever, I'd have to go with "Natural Born Killers" (Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis). No real reason for that flick.
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The wife and I rented one called Serum this past week and that sincerely sucked.
Cinematography, plot, script even some of the acting was horrible.
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I saw it made the number 1 spot from the box office, but I haven't seen a positive review for it yet.
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Gummo. Never watch this movie.
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I think I have to give this title to "There's Something About Mary". I hated that movie so much. I REALLY hate Cameron Diaz, and that movie made me despise her.
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I would have to say the animated "Lord of the Rings" from 1978. It was horrendous. :XX
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I am a big Adam Sandler fan, so one day when I was at Walmart and saw a sandman movie I did not know, I bought without even thinking. It was Going Overboard. No wonder it was only like $4 back when other DVD were barely dropped below $10. That movie is pretty bad.
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I have Going Over Board as well, and the reason it's so bad is the director forgot his lenses on the shore and was unable to chage camera angles, so scenes were cut. no excuse for it thought.
I really haven't liked many of Eddie Murphy's movies as of late. Nutty professor 1 was funny the frist time, and after that it lost it. Dr Doolittle was ok.... 2 a little much and 3 i couldn't see. Pluto Nash was bogus,
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Gentlemen (and ladies)... two words... Death Spa!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099384/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099384/)
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Napolean Dynmtye was pretty horrible too..... i watch 45 minutes of it and wish i had it back
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For me a tie between Plan Nine from Outer Space and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
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For me it is "Titanic". I absolutely hated that movie. Before popping in the second disc, I asked my wife if we ever see that damn necklace again and she smiled and said, "You'll see". What a horrible film! Gone with the Wind is a very close second. The best part of that one was Clark Gable's famous line near the end when he leaves that ungrateful $%^&!*!
Thanks for letting me vent. :Xo!
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The WORST movie ever....?
I saw it about ten years ago on USA Up All Night hosted by Gilbert Gottfried.....
"Vegas In Space".....a drag queen musical space adventure about a crew of astronauts that turn into women to go undercover as showgirls on the planet Clitoris.
I kid you not....it was painful to watch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegas_In_Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegas_In_Space)
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? @c3 WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING! g@@4
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class >:(! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT! :Xo!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries (H@ b0x3r b!@) and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT #u#T3r!
Those movies made me ILL !*u%e, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
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Pride and Prejudice was the worst.They showed it at the local library in my neighborhood and it really sucked.I seriously don't know what kind of brains could like such a horrible borefest as this.I think it's mostly a woman's movie and it takes place in another century with English accents and boring old fashioned love story material.Total crap.
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? @c3 WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING! g@@4
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class >:(! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT! :Xo!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries (H@ b0x3r b!@) and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT #u#T3r!
Those movies made me ILL !*u%e, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
Damn bro!!! I don't want to be on your bad side. ;D O0
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? @c3 WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING! g@@4
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class >:(! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT! :Xo!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries (H@ b0x3r b!@) and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT #u#T3r!
Those movies made me ILL !*u%e, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
Hey Mr. Clean.... we really need to get you to open up and tell us how you really feel! :*))
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Tell us how you really feel Mr. Clean!!
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Believe me, if I were to tell you how I "Really Feel", You guys may want to alert those in the Law Enforcement Community that there is a Cracked Bulb roaming the Streets :popo...
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The worst movie for me was Napoleon Dynamite (the first time around)....I honestly couldn't believe I didn't fall asleep. I felt like my IQ dropped after seeing it.
They should've put a warning label on this movie!
WARNING: YOU MUST BE INEBRIATED BEFORE SCREENING THE FOLLOWING FILM
I did watch it again, recently, and realized that it is a much funnier movie if you are waisted drunk. So, if you have nothing to do on a friday or saturday night....get drunk with some buddies and try watching it again O0
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I popped Borat in and basically chuckled a couple times, then started to read something, intermittently hearing something outrageous or whatever..... that was pretty bad.
The worst movie ever made was The Pest (ft. John Leguizamo ....I normally like his acting)
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I'm a huge Edward Norton fan, but 25th hour was a horrible movie.
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I'm a huge Edward Norton fan, but 25th hour was a horrible movie.
Dude, Ed Norton was Dope in American History X/Fight Club... Hard not to be a Fan
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Napolean Dynamite for sure. And Borat! That movie irritated me. :D
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Napolean Dynamite for sure. And Borat! That movie irritated me. :D
Haven't seen Borat, but I bet I gotta be drunk to laugh at that one too!
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I catch some parts of Borat earlier this week. I have admit it seemed funny to me.
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I haven't wanted to see Borat.......think it will be that way for a while too.
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Dudes & Dudetts: the best Drunk film of all time is BeerFest! Not only does it have a weak plot, not only does it have horrible acting and more holes in the plot than a wheel of swiss cheese, BUT DUDE ITS ABOUT BEER! INSANELY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRINKING! The entire movie is practically one long drinking game... I defy anyone to take a drink whenever something stupid takes place or a Gigantic Plot hole is discovered, you can not make it movie length without getting completely and utterly tanked! That movie was made for Drinking Games b!3r $#*t
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Another good one is Strange Brew. Every time they say "eh" or "hoser" ya take a drink. Hard to keep up sometimes. Make sure you have plenty of beer by your side and ready.
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Dude, try BoonDock Saints, every time any Rendition of the F-Bomb is mentioned... You can't make it through the first half hour without taking down a 30 pack! fR!d@y
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Dude, try BoonDock Saints, every time any Rendition of the F-Bomb is mentioned... You can't make it through the first half hour without taking down a 30 pack! fR!d@y
SWEET! I love that idea. Good movie too
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Dudes & Dudetts: the best Drunk film of all time is BeerFest! Not only does it have a weak plot, not only does it have horrible acting and more holes in the plot than a wheel of swiss cheese, BUT DUDE ITS ABOUT BEER! INSANELY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRINKING! The entire movie is practically one long drinking game... I defy anyone to take a drink whenever something stupid takes place or a Gigantic Plot hole is discovered, you can not make it movie length without getting completely and utterly tanked! That movie was made for Drinking Games b!3r $#*t
:o I was sooooo just about to say something about this movie too!!!! Great minds think alike ;) You've pretty much covered it all! O0
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Great Minds do think alike, either that or Hard Party'ers just now a good Drinking Movie when the see one! >:D >:D >:D Sounds Like you Know how to have a Good Time, at the Movies or Otherwise! O0
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Dude, try BoonDock Saints, every time any Rendition of the F-Bomb is mentioned... You can't make it through the first half hour without taking down a 30 pack! fR!d@y
I hope your saying you like to drink with the movie....not that it is a BAD movie.....<~~~ I LOVE Boondock Saints...it is one of my all time favorites :@`
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Dude, try BoonDock Saints, every time any Rendition of the F-Bomb is mentioned... You can't make it through the first half hour without taking down a 30 pack! fR!d@y
I hope your saying you like to drink with the movie....not that it is a BAD movie.....<~~~ I LOVE Boondock Saints...it is one of my all time favorites :@`
Ofcourse I Enjoy drinking with the Movie! Its a great movie sober or Drunk! Not many of those.
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Dude, try BoonDock Saints, every time any Rendition of the F-Bomb is mentioned... You can't make it through the first half hour without taking down a 30 pack! fR!d@y
I hope your saying you like to drink with the movie....not that it is a BAD movie.....<~~~ I LOVE Boondock Saints...it is one of my all time favorites :@`
Ofcourse I Enjoy drinking with the Movie! Its a great movie sober or Drunk! Not many of those.
O0 O:O
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On Worst Movie Ever, I'd have to go with "Natural Born Killers" (Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis). No real reason for that flick.
I have to agree with you on that assessment, Schro. I watched it when it first came out on video (remember those??) To be honest, it initially caught my interest because I was kind of intrigued by the fact that Woody Harrelson had shaved his head. I remember thinking, "Why would anyone do that?" This was what --- 1992 or 1993? How times change!
It was an absolutely horrible movie. I kept watching it thinking it just had to get better. But it didn't. By then I was so far into it, I felt I had to see it through. And when it was over, I found myself wondering, "Why the f--- did I just waste 2 hours watching that?"
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I guess that just goes to show there are many different types of "sense of humor." Because I loved Napoleon Dynamite and Something about Mary. Maybe my wife and I just have a sick sense of humor? But some of my other favorites are The Burbs', National Lampoons' Christmas Vacation, Office Space, Bad Santa, Old School, The Big Lebowski, and probably some others I'm sure I'm forgetting. I like other genres too but comedies are my favorite. But back to the subject, there are quite a few movies I've seen that I wish I could have my money, and time, back for. But one that comes to mind right now would be "Wolf Creek." That movie sucked. I was supposed to be a horror but it took over an hour for anything exciting to really happen in it. I'm being nice by using the word "exciting."
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How about "Ishtar". A true bomb on a nuclear level.
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Dudes & Dudetts: the best Drunk film of all time is BeerFest! Not only does it have a weak plot, not only does it have horrible acting and more holes in the plot than a wheel of swiss cheese, BUT DUDE ITS ABOUT BEER! INSANELY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRINKING! The entire movie is practically one long drinking game... I defy anyone to take a drink whenever something stupid takes place or a Gigantic Plot hole is discovered, you can not make it movie length without getting completely and utterly tanked! That movie was made for Drinking Games b!3r $#*t
:o I was sooooo just about to say something about this movie too!!!! Great minds think alike ;) You've pretty much covered it all! O0
I must agree... BeerFest ROCKED!!
I guess that just goes to show there are many different types of "sense of humor." Because I loved Napoleon Dynamite and Something about Mary. Maybe my wife and I just have a sick sense of humor? But some of my other favorites are The Burbs', National Lampoons' Christmas Vacation, Office Space, Bad Santa, Old School, The Big Lebowski, and probably some others I'm sure I'm forgetting. I like other genres too but comedies are my favorite. But back to the subject, there are quite a few movies I've seen that I wish I could have my money, and time, back for. But one that comes to mind right now would be "Wolf Creek." That movie sucked. I was supposed to be a horror but it took over an hour for anything exciting to really happen in it. I'm being nice by using the word "exciting."
Those are all great movies too... add in some other classic comedies, such as Caddyshack, Stripes, Animal House, and anything by Mel Brooks and you've got a great list!!
I enjoy most movies, and there are very few that I would consider "bad" if you look at it from a purely entertainment level. However, the worst movie that I can recall (which is the only movie I've ever walked out on) was Full Fathom Five... an extremely poorly done movie with absolutely no plot and horrible effects!
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Those are all great movies too... add in some other classic comedies, such as Caddyshack, Stripes, Animal House, and anything by Mel Brooks and you've got a great list!!
I enjoy most movies, and there are very few that I would consider "bad" if you look at it from a purely entertainment level. However, the worst movie that I can recall (which is the only movie I've ever walked out on) was Full Fathom Five... an extremely poorly done movie with absolutely no plot and horrible effects!
Oh hell yeah bro. All those you named are great. I forgot about some of 'em. Classics!! O0
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Mr. clean you need to go back in time.. the best beer movie was strange brew.. now that was a good one
animal house.........
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well, everyone told me scary movie 4 sucked, but it was awsome when I saw it, but everyone has their own opinion. still want to see norbit though.
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On Worst Movie Ever, I'd have to go with "Natural Born Killers" (Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis). No real reason for that flick.
I have to agree with you on that assessment, Schro. I watched it when it first came out on video (remember those??) To be honest, it initially caught my interest because I was kind of intrigued by the fact that Woody Harrelson had shaved his head. I remember thinking, "Why would anyone do that?" This was what --- 1992 or 1993? How times change!
It was an absolutely horrible movie. I kept watching it thinking it just had to get better. But it didn't. By then I was so far into it, I felt I had to see it through. And when it was over, I found myself wondering, "Why the f--- did I just waste 2 hours watching that?"
I actually liked Natural Born Killers... it was one of those movies that did have a point, while it may not have been clear most of the time, it was a good point.
And the point was... it was that the media over-glamorizes mass murders/serial killers/OJ types... And all the acid trippy type stuff was delving into the psychotic mind.
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Napolean Dynmtye was pretty horrible too..... i watch 45 minutes of it and wish i had it back
I Agree With This One It Was So Horrible I Only Watched About 15 Mins.
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Well socctty, I just rented Norbit. Will find out soon if it is as bad as you say.
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I think the two worst movies I've ever seen were "About Schmidt" and "Eraser Head." The first was boring and depressing, the latter was just too weird for me.
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Ok Guys, how about this for a funny movie: The Hebrew Hammer.
Lots of funny "inside" jokes. If you live in the right neighborhood or are a M.O.T. you can probably get most of the jokes.
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the worse films than I have seen
zoolander and all movies with ben stiller
streptease
cat woman
american pie
all movies with adam sandler.....
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Saw Norbit socctty, see in some ways why you dont like it, but to me, it was both funny and twisted.
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Have to revise my worst movie top spot. The "Hardcore Horror" film Murder-Set-Pieces takes the cake for the most worthless coaster I've ever witnessed. I'm a big horror buff and the hype in the community is pretty big over this "film". I can not see a single reason why. "Gummo" is still a close second for absolute crap.
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For the worst movie ever I woould have to say punch drunk love starring adam sandler. Love all his movies, but that flic could have done without. It was not even a comedy, which was weird for adam sandler.
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Lucasfilms...Howard the Duck
It still haunts me from early in my teenage years. I remember saying to myself then, this is the worst movie ever...and still remains the worst movie ever in my book! :XX
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I am a big Adam Sandler fan, so one day when I was at Walmart and saw a sandman movie I did not know, I bought without even thinking. It was Going Overboard. No wonder it was only like $4 back when other DVD were barely dropped below $10. That movie is pretty bad.
I am sooooo with you on this one!
Adam Sandler does not shut up in this film and he has the most annoying squeaky voice ever (musta been about 12 or summit) I just wanted him to fall overboard. Still got the lame movie though! :/O
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Wanna Know The Worst Movie Ever? The Black Dahlia
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Just saw "my super ex-girlfriend"
pretty darn bad. and i like anna faris.
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saw Van Helsing last night.
The movie made no sense. It was just absolutely dumb.
The only reasn I watched more than 10 minutes is that Kate Beckinsale is superhot.
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Well, I can think of a few I've watched that I really didn't like:
Fifth Element (dunno why everyone says this is such a great movie, I made it through one hour then turned it off)
Formula 51 (and I am a big Samuel L. Jackson fan)
Ghost Rider
1/2 of Grindhouse (Death Proof... so long and drawn out - loved "Planet Terror" though!)
I'm sure there's more, and some of them have been mentioned already.
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When I first saw "Napoleon Dynamite" ... I thought, WTF is this? But there was so much buzz about it, I gave it another chance....unlike my wife.
It's got a ridiculousness that sorta grows on ya.
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Man...Napolean Dynamite is a stupid kind of humor, not your typical punchline jokes...I think its funny as hell.... "Its a liger, pretty much my favorite animal....a mix between a lion and tiger"....retarded funny. You gotta watch it a couple of times tho
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you gotta be really really high to enjoy that pile of crap.
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Exactly! you know where I'm comin from
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Regarding Napoleon Dynamite; interesting reactions, how the first several people hated it , but then a couple people had (faintly) good things to say. Personally, I think (as the Brits say) its f***ing brillliant! . quirky, yes; and maybe a one-shot deal on the part of its makers. But the sight gags and the "punchlines" (or non-punch lines--phrases that are totally bland and meaningless on the surface, but in the context are hilarious. There are actually people who have the whole movie memorized. Among the most memorable line:
Do the chickens have large talons?
Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang qasa-dilla !
I want that!
Well, that place was a rip-off. ...
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On another note : my vote for worst movie ever is Valley of the Dolls (1967-68?) When I say it in 1979 it was hopelessly dated; badly acted; worst writing ever. ..... Trainwreck of a movie.
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...Valley of the Dolls (1967-68?)
In that same vein are Russ Meyer movies....nice lookin' babes with big boobs (Meyer ALWAYS cast women with big boobs)...but bad movies.
I recently caught a portion of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill Kill"...the cleavage was nice...the plot?....the acting?...ridiculous
Some of you may recall the Seinfeld episode where all the waitresses in Monk's coffee shop had big boobs...
And Seinfeld comments, "It's like something out of a Russ Meyer movie."
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Hey Rob,
I think you're confusing "Valley of the Dolls" with BEYOND the Valley of the Dolls" The first was based on Jackie Suzzane's (spelling???) novel; the second was a Russ Meyer film not even remotely related to the original.
"Faster Pussycat ... Kill .. Kill" definitely gets the prize for worst move TITLE ever !
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Gummo. Never watch this movie.
Now I have had alot of people tell me that I've got to see that one. But, based on thier other movie "Kids", you might be right.
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another stupid movie to add to the list, Hot Rod. Man was it stupid
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Regarding Napoleon Dynamite; interesting reactions, how the first several people hated it , but then a couple people had (faintly) good things to say. Personally, I think (as the Brits say) its f***ing brillliant! . quirky, yes; and maybe a one-shot deal on the part of its makers. But the sight gags and the "punchlines" (or non-punch lines--phrases that are totally bland and meaningless on the surface, but in the context are hilarious. There are actually people who have the whole movie memorized. Among the most memorable line:
Do the chickens have large talons?
Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang qasa-dilla !
I want that!
Well, that place was a rip-off. ...
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On another note : my vote for worst movie ever is Valley of the Dolls (1967-68?) When I say it in 1979 it was hopelessly dated; badly acted; worst writing ever. ..... Trainwreck of a movie.
John, you hit the nail right on the head for me on this one. I also thought Napleon Dynamite was brilliant and, in my opinion, funny as hell without drinking or "smoking." What some people don't understand is that it is "a different kind of humor and comedy." It's not your typical in your face, slap stick, or punch line kind of "funny." I guess that's what can turn some people off of movies like this one? They get use to a certain kind of "thing", which in this case is a comedy, and when a movie like Napoleon Dynamite comes out they don't know what to make of it. Except that it's too "out there." Me personally, I like different kinds of humor and different types of movies for that matter. It's kind of like watching Bad Santa and then trying to watch Napoleon Dynamite. You're definitely not going to have the same kind of comedy there. But, to me anyway, they are both just as funny if you open your mind.
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Glad to see another 'Napoleon' fan, Lance !
John
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My pick for crappiest movie would be "Singles", had a gnarly sound track though.
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I also loved Napoleon Dynomite. For those that dig this movie try Nacho Libre. That one is by the same writer/director and even funnier IMHO.
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I change my vote to the movie I just watched "BTK KIller". it was cinematic crap!!!, a real let down by Lions Gate films.
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I also loved Napoleon Dynomite. For those that dig this movie try Nacho Libre. That one is by the same writer/director and even funnier IMHO.
I'll have to check that one out bro. Thanks for the heads up. O0
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worst movie Ever is hard to narrow it down. But i went to see tropic Thunder on tuesday, and i walked out early, it was horrible, they tried to hard to make jokes, it was not that funny at all. I haven't walked out of a movie in a long time! and i like Ben Stiller. Downey as a black dude is annoying also, doen't go over well.
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CLERKS. That movie bored me.
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Maybe its just that nobody has actually seen it... I am surprised nobody has mentioned "The Creeping Terror".
The movie was made in 1964 and was a late night TV staple during the early '70's. It was even heckled on MST3K.
In the film, a mysterious alien space ship crash lands on earth (an old film of an Atlas-Agena ICBM launch was played backwards to create the "special effect", and you could see "United States" printed on the side of the "alien craft").
The "creature" that emerged from the ship and terrorized the area was made out of a roll of shag carpet, and was so unweildy and difficult to move that the monster's victims had to hold still and in some cases help the monster swallow them. In some places, you could see the tennis shoes that the monster handlers were wearing. To make this turkey even worse, the entire story had to be told by a narrator, because some idiot accidentally erased the sound track.
I kid you not... ...this movie was actually released and is now available on DVD.
I disagree with someone's mention of "The Attack of the Killer Tomatos" That was MEANT to be bad... ...It is a Classic...
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worst movie Ever is hard to narrow it down. But i went to see tropic Thunder on tuesday, and i walked out early, it was horrible, they tried to hard to make jokes, it was not that funny at all. I haven't walked out of a movie in a long time! and i like Ben Stiller. Downey as a black dude is annoying also, doen't go over well.
I just saw that movie in the theatre. It was alright. I did however like those fake opening trailers; those were pretty funny.
The worst movies for me are the "Pumpkinhead" series. But really I'm not a valid critic because the only reason my buddies and I rent those movies is for muting the audio, and speaking for the dudes. If you're completely bored and not doing anything for the holiday weekend, try that out.
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CLERKS. That movie bored me.
WHAT???
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The worst movie I've ever seen is a horror flick called "I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210740/
This movie absolutely bored me to tears - but had one scene that saved it from being a complete wash - although it was supposed to be a horrific scene:
The main character (who is turning into a zombie and chronicling it - hence the title) is choking his chicken, and his winkie falls off while he's doing it.
As I said, I guess it was supposed to be scary, but I fell off the couch laughing. :*)) :*))