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Title: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Hair-Refugee on February 17, 2007, 02:59:55 AM
Too funny...(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogsmithmedia.com%2Fwww.tmz.com%2Fmedia%2F2007%2F02%2F0216_britney_bald2.jpg&hash=d73ed7869c6d28abe0a85fd8eec2537f32d3b001)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tyler on February 17, 2007, 03:10:38 AM
Wow!! Great post man!

The best part - it's true!!!  Here's a link to KABC and their coverage: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740 (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 17, 2007, 03:21:29 AM
WoW!! I think it really suits her!  :o
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: socctty on February 17, 2007, 03:43:33 AM
I've never been a bit Britney Spears fan or anything, but it actually looks pretty good! Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta takes the cake, though
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tyler on February 17, 2007, 03:44:59 AM
I've never been a bit Britney Spears fan or anything, but it actually looks pretty good! Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta takes the cake, though

Really?  I've always thought Demi had the hottest look in GI Jane, but Natalie was a close second.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 17, 2007, 04:01:51 AM
well, from a woman's point of view, and strictly speaking in a "girl-date" kinda way (totally heterosexual feeling toward my fellow female)  :P
Natalie Portman has the edge..
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 17, 2007, 07:14:31 AM
Whoever's left unwanted between Demi, Natalie, and Brittney I'll sacrifice and take her in. That's just the kind of giving guy I am.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 17, 2007, 07:15:48 AM
Gee Schro, you're all heart!!  ;)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 17, 2007, 07:21:43 AM
Gee Schro, you're all heart!!  ;)

Aren't I, though?
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: medicineman on February 17, 2007, 07:27:57 AM
Would love to know the reason why she shaved her head.  I am not a Britney Spears fan by any stretch of the imagination but I actually think she looks pretty good bald.  She is making a statemant with shaving her head.  What that statement is, I have not a clue.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Apollo5 on February 17, 2007, 07:55:12 AM
Maybe she is finally coming to her senses. I doubt it. I wonder what she will feel about it when she sobers up. If she ever sobers up.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: lockman on February 17, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
Wow she looks good. Bald on both ends now. LOL
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Hair-Refugee on February 17, 2007, 01:43:31 PM
Before I went bald, I used to shave my head when I needed a big change or if I was unhappy where my life was heading.  A bit more extreme for a female pop star to do so.  Whatever her reasons are, it takes some serious cojones for her to do that.

I think it looks good, but I gotta say Natalie Portman gets my vote.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Razor X on February 17, 2007, 01:55:19 PM
Apparently I am in the minority on this, but I don't think it looks good on her at all.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 17, 2007, 02:11:19 PM
i am with razor on this one.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: socctty on February 17, 2007, 03:27:50 PM
The title of the article on MSNBC.com about Britney is "Britney Shears". How the hell did we miss an obvious one like that?
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Blagadan on February 17, 2007, 03:30:30 PM
I'd do her!
(though some say i'd get up on a cracked plate!)  gu!l+)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 17, 2007, 04:04:03 PM
Quick Tyler send her a SBG shirt and I'll ask Mac to send her a HeadBlade. :*))
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Bronco on February 17, 2007, 04:06:50 PM
If she was a grounded person and decided to do it I'd applaud her pluck. Seeing as her life has seemed to be out of control of late I feel sorry for her and hope she doesn't regret her decision.

This Spears thing sort of reminds me of the flip side of the coin when I saw Sinead O'Connor with hair . I was so used to seeing her bald it was weird.

As for how it looks? Not bad. She has a nice shaped noggin. I wouldn't throw her out of my limo  ::)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 17, 2007, 04:13:05 PM
I kinda wonder if it was just to get attention. if so it seems stupid. if there are other reasons i would like to know them. but maybe she was so tired of all the other crap we have been hearing about her, she felt like she needed to do something drastic to turn the attention away from other hairless parts of her.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 17, 2007, 04:17:13 PM
I kinda wonder if it was just to get attention. if so it seems stupid. if there are other reasons i would like to know them. but maybe she was so tired of all the other crap we have been hearing about her,

 she felt like she needed to do something drastic to turn the attention away from other hairless parts of her.
:*)) :*)) :*)) ;D Hey does anyone see a scar??
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: don on February 17, 2007, 10:23:34 PM
Why did Britanny have to make herself ugly by shaving her head. I'm not a fan of hers because I think she has the morals of an ear wig. My only guess would be that either she's into heavy drugs like Anna Nicole or she's mentally ill or both.A woman like that should not be allowed to raise children. I stand by my opinion that bald is ok on men but it is definitely not a good look for women.My God,Britanny looks like something you would see staring down at you if you woke up in the middle of the night.Totally horrifying.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Cam on February 17, 2007, 11:26:39 PM
My God,Britanny looks like something you would see staring down at you if you woke up in the middle of the night.Totally horrifying.

In my opinion she's always looked like that. Who knows what she was thinking with this move though.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 18, 2007, 04:44:27 AM
I'd do her!
(though some say i'd get up on a cracked plate!)  gu!l+)

(choking) you're not backwards in coming forwards!!  :o
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Blagadan on February 18, 2007, 05:31:25 AM
(choking) you're not backwards in coming forwards!!  :o

No point beating about the bush!   O:O
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: ShinyHappyHead on February 18, 2007, 10:32:45 AM
http://www.x17online.com (http://www.x17online.com) has some great pics and video of her shorn noggin; and also pics of her actually doing the deed. 

Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Apollo5 on February 18, 2007, 11:01:14 AM
i wonder if all the Britney Spears impersonators will have to shave their heads
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Lullaby on February 19, 2007, 03:31:15 AM
Not that I feel sorry for her or her millions of dollars selling terrible music worldwide, but after all these years of being in the spotlight something has to give. Everyone is human and I hope she makes a full recovery of whatever problems she may have. (as long as she doesn't put out any more albums  ;))
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Noner on February 19, 2007, 07:35:04 AM
I think she kicks ass. It's almost as if in this image driven world, where the media follows her every move, she is giving a big middle finger.

"Yeah, well write about this!"
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Noner on February 19, 2007, 07:37:13 AM
Or it could be that she never really had those crazy 17-22 years expeience where you do everything stupid in the book. She was too busy touring and now, she's just making up for lost time.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Noner on February 19, 2007, 07:39:49 AM
Actually, I can't hold it in any longer.........

It's my fault she shaved here head.

About 5 years ago I went on a few dates with her and she was totally psycho so I never asked her out again. She kept calling and calling and finally I said, "The only way I would ever date you again, is if you shaved your head."

I thought I was rid of her.........until I got the call....
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PigPen on February 19, 2007, 08:41:51 AM
Actually, I can't hold it in any longer.........

It's my fault she shaved here head.

About 5 years ago I went on a few dates with her and she was totally psycho so I never asked her out again. She kept calling and calling and finally I said, "The only way I would ever date you again, is if you shaved your head."

I thought I was rid of her.........until I got the call....

LMAO...Noner you one funny guy
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Robmeister on February 19, 2007, 08:55:00 AM
Love the way that shiny noggin works O0 :*)) ;D
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MC HammerHead on February 19, 2007, 09:22:56 AM
My middle name is "Spears" (really...my Mother's maiden name..its a southern tradition to use the mom's maiden name as a middle name)......maybe Britney is just trying to be like her older cousin......Sly!!!!!!!!!!!!  ha ha :*))
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PigPen on February 19, 2007, 09:30:51 AM
My middle name is "Spears" (really...my Mother's maiden name..its a southern tradition to use the mom's maiden name as a middle name)......maybe Britney is just trying to be like her older cousin......Sly!!!!!!!!!!!!  ha ha :*))

Stranger things have happened.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: qorthevile on February 19, 2007, 10:07:38 PM
Interesting. Appearently she checked into rehab for 1 day, then shaved her head at a beauty salon while her body guard kept the people working there distracted. She totally did it on a whip, thus the wig you see in all the pictures now. If she had intended to do it, and was confident in her decision, I think she'd be showing it off, as it is now, it just seems she's a confused girl who hasn't had a chance to make any of the mistakes the rest of us had.

Oh, by the way, at http://wwtdd.com, they have a nice closeup of Britneys head sans hair. <http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1923&photo_key=2086>
Notice all the craters and holes in the side of her head? It's true! She has a dead ugly head! That's why she's wearing the wigs now, she's realized the truth of her own baldness.

Rule 1. You do not talk about Britneys head.
Rule 2. You do not talk about Britneys head.
Rule 3. If Britney yells, "Bald", everyone gets their razors.
...
Rule 8. If this is your first time seeing Britneys head, you have to look.

;)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: frostillicus123 on February 20, 2007, 12:04:16 PM
I love Brittney Spears.... I'd love to get her out of this downward spiral
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tyler on February 20, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
Courtney from CBS13.com sent me a link to this slideshow asking which bald celebrity Britney most resembles.  What do you think?

http://cbs13.com/slideshows/photoalbum_slideshow_050142032 (http://cbs13.com/slideshows/photoalbum_slideshow_050142032)
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 06:31:39 PM
I think she looks most like BaldRob. Wait, I've had a few Schrotinis.  :XX
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 20, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
i think she looks like colin farrel or moby. although sinead and natelie are prettier than brittney. she does resemble schro a little too.  haha O0
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 06:41:04 PM
tough to tell from the profile angle, but I'll give you that, Paulie. We're both sexy (Brittney & I, that is), in a f**ked up, rehab kinda way.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 20, 2007, 06:44:13 PM
tough to tell from the profile angle, but I'll give you that, Paulie. We're both sexy (Brittney & I, that is), in a f**ked up, rehab kinda way.

 don't get too happy there buddy. i am saying you look like a mid twenties FEMALE druggy.  j/k brutha. had to.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 07:03:05 PM
Or flip it and say she looks like a 40+, 6' tall, 200 lb pseudo-alcoholic golfing bald guy.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 20, 2007, 07:06:04 PM
either way my dog thinks i am an idiot for rolling around laughing. good one schro
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 07:10:41 PM
Thanks.
By the way, I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PBurke on February 20, 2007, 07:14:05 PM
looks like we are heading to THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. cause i am too.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: schro on February 20, 2007, 07:17:18 PM
That's a sad state of affairs right there. Poor kid. Granted, she should be financially secure, but emotionally??? Damn.

Personally, I never A.N. Smith to be all that attractive. Just not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Vash on February 21, 2007, 12:46:18 AM
I am all for Brit shaving her head... I can't stand her music and she's not all that good looking... but the look seems to suit her (at least out of focus from the side).

But honestly, I gotta tell ya.. between Brits new haircut and Anna Nicholes baby I am afraid to turn on the damned TV. I'm ready for something else to make it into the news.

They are EVERYWHERE. It's just crazy.

Hey SBG should contact her management... send her a t-shirt LOL!
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Robmeister on February 21, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
Well, maybe Brittany will get her act together by the time she has kids....


Wait....oh, crap.....never mind
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: PigPen on February 21, 2007, 10:17:12 AM
PMSL Now that is funny, I don't care who ya are.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 21, 2007, 11:27:56 AM
I think she looks most like BaldRob. Wait, I've had a few Schrotinis.  :XX

PMSL!! 
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MR. CLEAN on February 21, 2007, 05:46:46 PM
I guess this is old news... But Brit shaved because FED-X threatened to get some of her hair and have it drug tested.  I have to say that she is one of the ugliest BALD celebrities that I have seen.  Don't take me to seriously though, I would not wizz on a Britney Spears Album to Put out a Fire, why waste the time and effort. f*rg^

As far as Hot Celebs go, I don't care who you are, Demi Moore in GI JANE has got my vote, and I hope she has everyone else's for one shier fact of life... In that role, she could totally make a go at putting any one of us in the hospital... Ya, and the rest of us back at the Bar would just envy that Sliest of all Bald Guys!  B@^

But nothing against Natalie... I did not think she would be able to pull that off, but you know what else,  #!^!^
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Razor X on February 21, 2007, 05:50:59 PM
I guess this is old news... But Brit shaved because FED-X threatened to get some of her hair and have it drug tested. 

I heard that, too but I don't think it is the truth because apparently the salon where the shaving took place is auctioning off her locks, along with the clippers that were used, the can of Red Bull that she was drinking and her cigarette lighter.  If she had shaved off her hair to hide evidence of drug use, she'd have been sure that everything had been swept up and disposed of, don't you think?
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: wpruitt on February 21, 2007, 05:57:14 PM
Well .... depends on how bright she is.
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MR. CLEAN on February 21, 2007, 06:04:40 PM
I guess this is old news... But Brit shaved because FED-X threatened to get some of her hair and have it drug tested. 

I heard that, too but I don't think it is the truth because apparently the salon where the shaving took place is auctioning off her locks, along with the clippers that were used, the can of Red Bull that she was drinking and her cigarette lighter.  If she had shaved off her hair to hide evidence of drug use, she'd have been sure that everything had been swept up and disposed of, don't you think?

Depends, if you just purchased for a couple Million (which I don't doubt there's some sad fellow that has no life sitting in front of a computer on EBAY right now competing for them right now :/O) the Locks of Brit, would you turn any of that over to the Police?  If your that Crazy of a fan, why would you do your Idle In?
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Razor X on February 21, 2007, 06:14:45 PM

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Depends, if you just purchased for a couple Million (which I don't doubt there's some sad fellow that has no life sitting in front of a computer on EBAY right now competing for them right now :/O) the Locks of Brit, would you turn any of that over to the Police?  If your that Crazy of a fan, why would you do your Idle In?
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If you the person shaving your head to avoid the drug testing, would you take that chance?  If somebody bids a fortune and wins the hair, the authorities will know who has it and could subpoena it.

This discussion has taken a bizarre turn, hasn't it?? :o
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MR. CLEAN on February 21, 2007, 06:22:54 PM





Depends, if you just purchased for a couple Million (which I don't doubt there's some sad fellow that has no life sitting in front of a computer on EBAY right now competing for them right now :/O) the Locks of Brit, would you turn any of that over to the Police?  If your that Crazy of a fan, why would you do your Idle In?
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If you the person shaving your head to avoid the drug testing, would you take that chance?  If somebody bids a fortune and wins the hair, the authorities will know who has it and could subpoena it.

This discussion has taken a bizarre turn, hasn't it?? :o

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To that I will say YES SIR!! I don't know about you, but how about we get back to the Natalie and GI JANE comparisons... Thats alot more "interesting"  O0
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Tom McGarry. on March 14, 2007, 05:16:55 PM
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Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: tomgallagher on March 14, 2007, 06:18:52 PM
Now that is really funny..... :*))
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: gearhedguy on March 26, 2007, 03:59:37 PM
Britney who?  :/O That's what we should all be saying hopefully one day soon. Society needs to devote more time to the people in their immediate lives, not on these talentless fabricated wasted idols. Gosh, I don't think I had enough coffee today.  >:(
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MR. CLEAN on March 26, 2007, 07:31:51 PM
Britney who?  :/O That's what we should all be saying hopefully one day soon. Society needs to devote more time to the people in their immediate lives, not on these talentless fabricated wasted idols. Gosh, I don't think I had enough coffee today.  >:(

I have to agree with you right there... I mean, think about it: the 24 Hour News channels have been covering every twist and turn of the Anna Nicole situation for us all to see!  I mean, give me a break.  Says something about society when this gets raitings: The majority have lost their minds  :/O
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: Robmeister on March 27, 2007, 01:29:01 PM
Says something about society when this gets raitings: The majority have lost their minds  :/O

Collective Voyeurism
Title: Re: Britney Spears - bald!
Post by: MR. CLEAN on March 27, 2007, 03:53:05 PM
Says something about society when this gets raitings: The majority have lost their minds  :/O

Collective Voyeurism

Collective Insanity/Stupidity  :px  :/O :px