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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on April 23, 2009, 08:05:36 AM
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you won the lottery. What is the one most bizzare thing you would do? I know we all will say pay off all the bills, take off on a world trip, take care of your parents and siblings and etc.
But can you think of one of the most craziest things you would do? Something that would make people look at each other and wonder why in the world would you do that?
I would probably buy out the Bosely Company. I mean look at it, its a million dollar business. Funny to see a bald guy as the CEO of a Hair Club for Men. I would still be raking in the money.
But of course, I wouldnt forget you all. Those on the West side of the country, your boat will be waiting for you to take you around to Miami where all of us East Coasters will be waiting for you on a chartered ship to take us all on trip you will never forget. Dont worry about the two weeks you will be off work, I have your pay check waiting for you. Welcome to Bosely!
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Well this isn't crazy but a simple event in my life about 12 years ago made me promise myself to fix it if I ever could.
My son was 8 months old and had just been diagnosed with a very serious disorder. We were at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Hospital in this part of the country where you are sent when nobody else can fix you or knows what is wrong with you.
We had to stay three days at the Hospital while tests were run on our son. These were the worst days of my life. Over those three days I probably slept a total of 6 hours.
We were in a childrens ward and at night i would just walk the large circle around the nurses station continuously and slowly. Thinking about the horrible future the doctors had told us was awaiting our son.
The third night there I was sitting in a chair in my sons room at about 2 AM and i heard a small baby crying and crying. For minutes and minutes non-stop. So finally I got up, walked around past the nurses station, and to the room where a baby, about 3 months old, was crying uncontrollably.
I walked to the nurses station and asked where the baby's parents were.
"She doesn't have anybody", the nurse said.
"Nobody?", I asked.
She just shook her head no.
I said, "I'll hold her just to comfort her".
The nurse replied, "You can't, you're not family or staff".
I couldn't believe it. So I walked to the door way of that room and just looked at that poor baby still crying...... and I wept.
At that moment I was prabably as sad as I've ever been in my life..... and I promised myself that if i ever had the means, I would never let a young child feel so lonely ever again.
So...... I would take my winnings and reach out to children's Hospitals and provide 24 hour Nanny care FREE to the Hospitals. All salaries and benefits to be paid by me.
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ahhh dang it....now that makes me want to reconsider my plan. Way to go Mike....thats awesome.
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Wow!! You're really over working the brain cells Tim! I guess as far as I've ever thought of it was all the things you listed. Of course I'm fairly sure that I won't win....cuz I never have bought a ticket. I think that's how it starts!! :/OBut just off the top of my head....I would buy a cabin in the back woods of Alaska, set it up to make it so that if I didn't want to deal with "the real world" I wouldn't have to. Ahhhhh I can just feel the relaxation. :/O
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I told myself that if I ever won BIG in the lotto that I would do something that would seriously pi$$ off a few people.
What I decided on was that I would find an relatively rich community where I could purchase a large tract of land, say 50 to 100 acres. I would pay cash for the lot with the understanding that I was going to develop it into individual homesites with a 3-5 acre lot for each home. I would pay to have roads built, trees planted, state of the art sewer systems etc. I would put in all the amenities except for the houses themselves.
I would then donate the entire tract to Habitat for Humanity so that they could build a bunch of little blue houses for the working poor.
I venture to say that I would become somewhat unpopular after that.
Or not.
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Let's see:
1. I'd need to find a hobby b/c I'd be quitting my job ASAP. I'd probably learn all I could about brewing beer and open a brew pub.
2. Build a kick azz log cabin on my property at Agency Lake in Oregon
3. Buy a majority share in the Oakland Raiders and run them the way they should be run.
4. Go have a big plate of nachos.
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1. Donate a large percentage of it to the Shriners Hospital
2. Buy a seat on the space shuttle.
3. Take my wife on a one year round the world honeymoon.
4. By all my SLY bros shaving supplies for one year.
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I would buy one of those small islands in the Florida Keys. And of course have one big Sly Convention!
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I would buy one of those small islands in the Florida Keys. And of course have one big Sly Convention!
Just how long of one would you be having? I've got 6 months unpaid leave I can take left and easily get 2 or 3 months off during the cold Canadian Winter!
So I'm going to start praying that GA wins the lottery!!!
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Well this isn't crazy but a simple event in my life about 12 years ago made me promise myself to fix it if I ever could.
My son was 8 months old and had just been diagnosed with a very serious disorder. We were at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Hospital in this part of the country where you are sent when nobody else can fix you or knows what is wrong with you.
We had to stay three days at the Hospital while tests were run on our son. These were the worst days of my life. Over those three days I probably slept a total of 6 hours.
We were in a childrens ward and at night i would just walk the large circle around the nurses station continuously and slowly. Thinking about the horrible future the doctors had told us was awaiting our son.
The third night there I was sitting in a chair in my sons room at about 2 AM and i heard a small baby crying and crying. For minutes and minutes non-stop. So finally I got up, walked around past the nurses station, and to the room where a baby, about 3 months old, was crying uncontrollably.
I walked to the nurses station and asked where the baby's parents were.
"She doesn't have anybody", the nurse said.
"Nobody?", I asked.
She just shook her head no.
I said, "I'll hold her just to comfort her".
The nurse replied, "You can't, you're not family or staff".
I couldn't believe it. So I walked to the door way of that room and just looked at that poor baby still crying...... and I wept.
At that moment I was prabably as sad as I've ever been in my life..... and I promised myself that if i ever had the means, I would never let a young child feel so lonely ever again.
So...... I would take my winnings and reach out to children's Hospitals and provide 24 hour Nanny care FREE to the Hospitals. All salaries and benefits to be paid by me.
I was thinking of lots of selfish things I could do. And then I read Mike's thread. With you on this one Mike. We have CHAS (Childrens Hospice Association Scotland) for kids with terminal illnesses. Thats where mine would go
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Originally I had a cool plan which I will share after this but then I read the one post and it made me feel bad. Going the nice route I would pay to keep the Shriners hospital alive in our area, they might be closing.
Now for my other plan. I am really into Darwin and evolution and all that stuff right now so what I would do would be to buy a bunch of islands and populate them with domestics with no predators. For example I would take like 2 pair of every breed and color of chicken with various genes such as a pair of dominant whites a pair of recessive whites, a pair of blue based whites, all that and put them all onto a huge island and let them do whatever and every year I would come back or maybe several times a year just to check up on them and take notes. At the end of maybe 10 years I would see how much of a change there would be, would they all be uniform in type and color and how many throwbacks would there be and I would take a few breeding groups of birds back to the mainland so I wouldnt loose their genetics.
The way I got the idea was when I was reading on the Oklahoma livestock breeds site at sheep and there was some island sheep that started off as Delaine Merinos which have some of the thickest and heaviest wool of the sheep breeds. They were left on an island and over like 10 years most of the sheep had started growing hair instead of wool and about 75% of them were black or brown. Now they are mostly black and have their own type which looks alot like a wild sheep. There are still a few throwbacks of white animals or ones with wool but not many. It would be cool to do it with cattle and see if I could get something that looks like an aurochs.
Other than that I would give lots to 4-H and FFA and other youth groups as well as womens shelters and such. All of that of course after I have taken care of my loved ones.
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I have always said if I win the lottery, and the news showed up and ask what I plan to do with the money,
I would look straight in the camera and say "Get Laid" !!
>:D
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I have always said if I win the lottery, and the news showed up and ask what I plan to do with the money,
I would look straight in the camera and say "Get Laid" !!
>:D
"You don't need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time."
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I have always said if I win the lottery, and the news showed up and ask what I plan to do with the money,
I would look straight in the camera and say "Get Laid" !!
>:D
"You don't need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time."
You havent met Champ yet then have you? LOL
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I would buy one of those small islands in the Florida Keys. And of course have one big Sly Convention!
Just how long of one would you be having? I've got 6 months unpaid leave I can take left and easily get 2 or 3 months off during the cold Canadian Winter!
So I'm going to start praying that GA wins the lottery!!!
It'll last as long as we need. I own the island remember!
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been thinking about this one. after all the family was taken care of. i would donate a nice amount to st. judes and the march of dimes. M O D helped my parents with all the expenses when i was born. and st jude is.....well st jude. then i would travel around the country and drink beer with every one of you crazy bastards. lol
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been thinking about this one. after all the family was taken care of. i would donate a nice amount to st. judes and the march of dimes. M O D helped my parents with all the expenses when i was born. and st jude is.....well st jude. then i would travel around the country and drink beer with every one of you crazy bastards. lol
I like your plan. When are you coming my way?
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maybe i will head to texas first and pick you up. you can help me drive!!! ha ha ha
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I have an idea Pburke....you drive around pick up Herronm first....then make your way around the country. As you pick up more people, your truck turns into a party van. Then as you pick up more it turns into a Party RV and by the time you make it to florida...it turns into a cruise ship so we can pick up the others across the pond. Sounds like a plan to me.
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that sounds good. i will even pull a pop-up camper for you timmayyyyyy
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that sounds good. i will even pull a pop-up camper for you timmayyyyyy
Tiummy doesn't need a pop-up he just needs a good sturdy curb :*)) :*)) :*))
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Timmy asked for crazy ideas, so my crazy thing is something that comes from way back when I was a truck driver. I had always said I would buy the fanciest big truck I could have built, park it in my front yard, get a big load of rocks, and sit out in the yard and drink beer and throw rocks at the truck till the pile was gone. Now thats my crazy deal.
After that I'd do the donation thing. Then I'd buy a big yacht and throw the biggest longest sly party I could imagine O0 8)
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OK NOW YOUR TALKING NOMAD! THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT....CRAZY! GIVE ME CRAZY PEOPLE....
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I have always said if I win the lottery, and the news showed up and ask what I plan to do with the money,
I would look straight in the camera and say "Get Laid" !!
>:D
"You don't need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time."
I was thinking more like Paul Stanley in the KISS Documentary, 8 to 10 at the same time!!
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been thinking about this one. after all the family was taken care of. i would donate a nice amount to st. judes and the march of dimes. M O D helped my parents with all the expenses when i was born. and st jude is.....well st jude. then i would travel around the country and drink beer with every one of you crazy bastards. lol
Only round the country? What happened to us overseas SBG's. You could do a world tour buddy O0
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been thinking about this one. after all the family was taken care of. i would donate a nice amount to st. judes and the march of dimes. M O D helped my parents with all the expenses when i was born. and st jude is.....well st jude. then i would travel around the country and drink beer with every one of you crazy bastards. lol
Only round the country? What happened to us overseas SBG's. You could do a world tour buddy O0
could you imagine the hassle we would have trying to get timmay thru customs? maybe i would just fly yall over to party with us. probably be easier (and cheaper) lmao
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I'd restore my 78 Camaro, get a mullet wig, grab my wife and daughter and drive around the country staying at 4 and 5 star hotels.
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who gives a rats asss as thih gonna bolow op naways caue not like anyo f our sorry asess going to wa win the freannin lottry anywahsn
Alright, quit the drunk typing already.... come back after you get some coffee!!! $#*t
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been thinking about this one. after all the family was taken care of. i would donate a nice amount to st. judes and the march of dimes. M O D helped my parents with all the expenses when i was born. and st jude is.....well st jude. then i would travel around the country and drink beer with every one of you crazy bastards. lol
Only round the country? What happened to us overseas SBG's. You could do a world tour buddy O0
could you imagine the hassle we would have trying to get timmay thru customs? maybe i would just fly yall over to party with us. probably be easier (and cheaper) lmao
He would be the only one to REQUEST a cavity search :*))
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Just make sure we pass thru at teh right check point going into Canada...I would want it to be administered by Jer! LOL