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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: The Scottish Ambassador on April 13, 2009, 08:12:00 AM
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Couple are celebrating 50 years of marriage.
Wife says "lets take breakfast naked like we used to all those years ago"
So they set up for breakfast and sit down naked.
She is gazing across the table at him and says "i am getting that lovely warm feeling in my nipples i used to get when we were young"
He says "thats because 1 is in your porridge and the other in your coffee"
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LOL
reminds me of another 50 year marriage joke.
Wife and Husband wake up on the morning of their 50th. Husband says you know what, I think breakfast in bed and a little sex afterwards would be wonderful on our anniversary. Wife wasnt too sure about it but she gets up anyways and heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. As she is walking towards the door the Husband mumbles to himself...damn her ass is as wide as a 10 row corn picker.
The wife returns to the bedroom without any breakfast. She starts getting dressed and says Hey I am going out to get my hair done. THe husband says ..but ..but ..what about the breakfast and sex. She says..."well if you think i am going to start up this 10 row corn picker for one ear of corn your nuts!"
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