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Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 06:24:28 PM
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I just wanna wish you all a
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I think you're all fantastic, and I hope you have a special day. :@` :-*
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
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Thank You, M.Babe...
And to you as well, my dear O0
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
You are not alone... in spirit at least... some of the rest of us are single for Valentine's Day too. :-\
Thanks for thinking of us :@`
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I'm not single, but I can do without this day. I think it's a made up holiday to sell more greeting cards.
I did buy the wife a nice card and candle though. O0
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I just wanna wish you all a
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I think you're all fantastic, and I hope you have a special day. :@` :-*
You do the same, MB.
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Well, I went to the flower shop the other day and told them I needed to order something for my wife. The girl behind the counter said, "we can do any arrangements, what feelings would you like your gift to express?". I told her I'd like something that really says, "I didn't forget it was Valentines Day, so I bought you this just to fulfill my obligation as your husband, God knows you didn't do anything to deserve it."
I thought the kid was going to pass out! :*))
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BAH HUMBUG. How long before HALLOWEEN? >:D
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
will you be my Valentine
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As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to. Then, tomorrow we'll go to a restaurant that I had to put a credit card down to make a reservation.
But, I do enjoy making the wife happy, so it's not soo bad.
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
will you be my Valentine
aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! :o
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O0 O0 We've been married for 36 years and it keeps getting better. She's been there through sickness and health, good times and bad, just as we vowed before God and man--so I am actually glad for Saint Valentine's Day.Besides, snow fell last night and my dean called to say the college is closed, so we have the day to ourselves. Medic, I hope you did not attach the message that almost made the shopgirl pass out....Professor Melon
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O0 O0 We've been married for 36 years and it keeps getting better. She's been there through sickness and health, good times and bad, just as we vowed before God and man--so I am actually glad for Saint Valentine's Day.Besides, snow fell last night and my dean called to say the college is closed, so we have the day to ourselves. Medic, I hope you did not attach the message that almost made the shopgirl pass out....Professor Melon
It's great to know that true love is alive and kicking. Now that's the kinda thing I want! Have a fantastic day professor. :)
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As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to.
Now that's pretty sly!
I would do that, but... A) I don't have a girlfriend/wife and B) If I did, she'd probably think I was sneaking off to the bar... :x!
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As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to.
Now that's pretty sly!
I would do that, but... A) I don't have a girlfriend/wife and B) If I did, she'd probably think I was sneaking off to the bar... :x!
Just find a bar that sells cards & flowers. Maybe some swanky place that has a bathroom attendant and those jimmyhat vending machines.
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BAH HUMBUG. How long before HALLOWEEN? >:D
Exactly!
My wife and I didn't buy each other anything for V-day (moneys tight). But what I did do was got up early this morning, cleaned literally 1 inch of ice off the car, cleared the driveway of snow and ice, drove her to work on the worst roads imaginable just so she would get to there safely. I would do that whether it was v-day or not.
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...what I did do was got up early this morning, cleaned literally 1 inch of ice off the car, cleared the driveway of snow and ice, drove her to work on the worst roads imaginable just so she would get to there safely. I would do that whether it was v-day or not.
Atta Boy !! O0
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Well, I had wanted to get the wife a nice piece of jewelry for Christmas since I had not gotten her anything nice since we were married. The boss and I were talking yesterday and I told him I was going to buy some Godiva chocolates. So after work we went to the mall and visited Zales, I got her this really swanky "Journey" pendant. The salesperson said it is meant to symbolize your time together, and how your love has grown and stuff. Almost brought me to tears.....HA! Diamonds and Godiva Chocolate.....I should be in like Flynn yo.
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Well, I had wanted to get the wife a nice piece of jewelry for Christmas since I had not gotten her anything nice since we were married. The boss and I were talking yesterday and I told him I was going to buy some Godiva chocolates. So after work we went to the mall and visited Zales, I got her this really swanky "Journey" pendant. The salesperson said it is meant to symbolize your time together, and how your love has grown and stuff. Almost brought me to tears.....HA! Diamonds and Godiva Chocolate.....I should be in like Flynn yo.
ATTA BOY !!!
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I'm reminded of a Ron White routine (I'll see if I can remember it all). It goes something like this...
I recently saw something that showed me there might be truth in advertising after all. The DeBeers people used to use this slogan, "Diamonds Are Forever". The next year they said, "Diamonds....Take Her Breath Away". The following year they said, "Diamonds...Render Her Speechless". Sh*t, why don't the just say it,
"Diamonds ...That'll Shut Her Up.............for a minute".
Thank You, Thank You. I'll be signing autographs at the door.
Schro
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I'm reminded of a Ron White routine (I'll see if I can remember it all). It goes something like this...
I recently saw something that showed me there might be truth in advertising after all. The DeBeers people used to use this slogan, "Diamonds Are Forever". The next year they said, "Diamonds....Take Her Breath Away". The following year they said, "Diamonds...Render Her Speechless". Sh*t, why don't the just say it,
"Diamonds ...That'll Shut Her Up.............for a minute".
Thank You, Thank You. I'll be signing autographs at the door.
Schro
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LMAO We were talkin about that this morning
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Well, I went to the flower shop the other day and told them I needed to order something for my wife. The girl behind the counter said, "we can do any arrangements, what feelings would you like your gift to express?". I told her I'd like something that really says, "I didn't forget it was Valentines Day, so I bought you this just to fulfill my obligation as your husband, God knows you didn't do anything to deserve it."
I thought the kid was going to pass out! :*))
TOOO RIGHT!!
My wife and I have an agreement that this day is a load of horse dung!!
Why do I need to show more affection just on this day....she knows how I feel and vice versa.
The only thing I did was have my son give her a card and ask her to be his "valentine"
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wanna know the real story of this day. check this out....
http://www.linguatics.com/StValentine.html (http://www.linguatics.com/StValentine.html)
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Someone should have snuffed out that conehead when they had the chance, then guys could celebrate
Dude that Snuffed Out St. Valentine's Day.
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schro was born too late to help us all out. damn schro.
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Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate it with a significant other. To us that remain single, we're better off alone than with bad company!
Ever notice when/if you receive a gift from your wife/girl friend it revolves around work (That new tie or tool set), yet when we give gifts it revolves around making them feel good/prettier (Chocolates, jewelery)? :px
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Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate it with a significant other. To us that remain single, we're better off alone than with bad company!
Ever notice when/if you receive a gift from your wife/girl friend it revolves around work (That new tie or tool set), yet when we give gifts it revolves around making them feel good/prettier (Chocolates, jewelery)? :px
I'd rather have tools then chocolate anyways.
I believe this is the first year my wife forgot. I left her scented candle and card on her car seat when I left this morning, she was surprised and called me, said she didn't even remember a card. Usually its me that doesn't remember.. :*))
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Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate it with a significant other. To us that remain single, we're better off alone than with bad company!
Ever notice when/if you receive a gift from your wife/girl friend it revolves around work (That new tie or tool set), yet when we give gifts it revolves around making them feel good/prettier (Chocolates, jewelery)? :px
I'd rather have tools then chocolate anyways.
I believe this is the first year my wife forgot. I left her scented candle and card on her car seat when I left this morning, she was surprised and called me, said she didn't even remember a card. Usually its me that doesn't remember.. :*))
That's a switch
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Ok, so I know this isn't nearly as romantic as Valentines Day... it doesn't involve expensive jewelry, or candy, or cards or flowers or any of that stuff... But I get the feeling you guy'll get a kick out of this... it's a new holiday... let's all look forward to celebrating...
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
only 30 days left ;D b$@Y
P.S.
This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
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Ok, so I know this isn't nearly as romantic as Valentines Day... it doesn't involve expensive jewelry, or candy, or cards or flowers or any of that stuff... But I get the feeling you guy'll get a kick out of this... it's a new holiday... let's all look forward to celebrating...
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
only 30 days left ;D b$@Y
P.S.
This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
Hahaha!! that's funny!! I can't think of anything more romantic than a steak and a b.j!! ???
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This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
You think that's a problem?...
I've turned into an SBG whore!! ;) :o
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Ok, so I know this isn't nearly as romantic as Valentines Day... it doesn't involve expensive jewelry, or candy, or cards or flowers or any of that stuff... But I get the feeling you guy'll get a kick out of this... it's a new holiday... let's all look forward to celebrating...
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
only 30 days left ;D b$@Y
P.S.
This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
can't wait for that one.
This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
You think that's a problem?...
I've turned into an SBG whore!! ;) :o
i am the pimp. p!m*
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Now that it's Feb. 15th, I'm hoping we can all breathe a sigh of relief.
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
Well Magma worry not little bird from across the pond... How does it go again... 'tis better to have loved and lost than to never loved at all? Bull$h!t !!!
You may be single and wishing you had someone to celebrate this romantic day with and I feel for you, I really do. However, my significant other and I are hundreds of miles apart and while I said many times over the past week that "I'm off the hook this year", when it came to be Feb 14 I missed her more than ever and a phonecall was all that could be given or received. Not even a kiss :'(
Oh well... how does it go again... If you can't be with the one you love honey... >:D
Just kidding of course
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Ok, so I know this isn't nearly as romantic as Valentines Day... it doesn't involve expensive jewelry, or candy, or cards or flowers or any of that stuff... But I get the feeling you guy'll get a kick out of this... it's a new holiday... let's all look forward to celebrating...
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
only 30 days left ;D b$@Y
P.S.
This is my 50th post.... I feel like such a slacker.
That's a man's holiday right there by golly
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
Well Magma worry not little bird from across the pond... How does it go again... 'tis better to have loved and lost than to never loved at all? Bull$h!t !!!
You may be single and wishing you had someone to celebrate this romantic day with and I feel for you, I really do. However, my significant other and I are hundreds of miles apart and while I said many times over the past week that "I'm off the hook this year", when it came to be Feb 14 I missed her more than ever and a phonecall was all that could be given or received. Not even a kiss :'(
poor you! still, at least you got a phonecall.... :-*
and just think how you're gonna feel when you're reunited and fall into each others' arms again...sigh!! :@`
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
will you be my Valentine
aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! :o
Swear at me again lady and we're fighting.... naw i'm not married I ahve a girlfriend and I do love her to death.... but you can still be my valentine.... I remebmer in elementry school having 25 valentines.
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
will you be my Valentine
aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! :o
Swear at me again lady and we're fighting.... naw i'm not married I ahve a girlfriend and I do love her to death.... but you can still be my valentine.... I remebmer in elementry school having 25 valentines.
Ahhhh... those were the days! :@`
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yeah, but that's 24 additional mouths you gotta listen to ......... pass. :Xo!
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
will you be my Valentine
aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! :o
Swear at me again lady and we're fighting.... naw i'm not married I ahve a girlfriend and I do love her to death.... but you can still be my valentine.... I remebmer in elementry school having 25 valentines.
fine, then get the gloves on!!
(sharing is overrated) ^-^
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here here!! h3ry3
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However, my significant other and I are hundreds of miles apart and while I said many times over the past week that "I'm off the hook this year", when it came to be Feb 14 I missed her more than ever and a phonecall was all that could be given or received. Not even a kiss :'(
I can remember you pain brother.
Last Valentine's day I was involved with a (French) woman who lived (and still does) in England. We dated long distance for well over a year. We met here in person at a music festival I was playing at and we kept in touch via phone/internet. She came here to visit, I went there. We'd see one another for weeks at a time, then not at all (other than cam) for months. It was rough.
Last Valentine's Day I had a friend of hers (who had a key to her place) leave a rose, a poem I'd written her and some chocolates for her to find after work. We talked on the phone and that had to be good enough.
She and I eventually couldn't manage to make it work long distance, and neither could move to another country, so it all came to an end. As a result this was my first solo Valentine's Day in a few years.
Anyway, I know what your going through and you have my heartfelt hopes that it gets easier for you.
Long distance sucks.
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Oh ya that kind of a relationship sounds like an excersize in frustration and lonliness for sure. Thankfully, there's only about 6 weeks left of the season up here in the oil patch and come April, I'll be back home (and out of work) for at least 2 months. By the end of that stretch, we'll have had enough of each other for a while. ;)
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I can understand your frustration as well Shiny. Before the wife and I decided to get married, we lived about 250 miles apart. I would drive to Albuquerque to see her any chance I got, but it still sucked. Some days I would leave at about 4 Saturday afternoon, then drive back home Sunday night. It was rough, but it sounds like you guys have dealt with this kind of thing before.
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lol, maybe one day, ay?!! ;) :-*
lol I like you... my kind of girl.... so are you my valentine?
will you be my Valentine
aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! :o
Swear at me again lady and we're fighting.... naw i'm not married I ahve a girlfriend and I do love her to death.... but you can still be my valentine.... I remebmer in elementry school having 25 valentines.
fine, then get the gloves on!!
(sharing is overrated) ^-^
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I can understand your frustration as well Shiny. Before the wife and I decided to get married, we lived about 250 miles apart. I would drive to Albuquerque to see her any chance I got, but it still sucked. Some days I would leave at about 4 Saturday afternoon, then drive back home Sunday night. It was rough, but it sounds like you guys have dealt with this kind of thing before.
Well Pig Pen and Shiny I don't have it that bad. My lay-day and I live ony 35 miles apart. So what's the big deal? She lives in Brooklyn and I live in Jersey. We might as well live in Oakland and Boston. There is so much traffic and delays that on a good day it takes me 3 1/3 hours to see her. We don't date during week becuase it is impossible and takes way too long. I usually see her on Saturdays if I'm not somewhere doing a gig.
It's just funny becuase on a map, it should only take about 45 minutes if I could to 65 miles an hour.
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I think you need to invent the Noner Flux Capacitor. You could have been there yesterday.
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Yeah and then I can see myself arrive again and laugh at myself becuase I was late:
:/O That hurt my head.
I just need 1.21 gigawats!
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I hear there is a certain amount of hair loss when you apply that amount of gigawatts, which in the Professor's case is a good thing.
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I can understand your frustration as well Shiny. Before the wife and I decided to get married, we lived about 250 miles apart. I would drive to Albuquerque to see her any chance I got, but it still sucked. Some days I would leave at about 4 Saturday afternoon, then drive back home Sunday night. It was rough, but it sounds like you guys have dealt with this kind of thing before.
Well Pig Pen and Shiny I don't have it that bad. My lay-day and I live ony 35 miles apart. So what's the big deal? She lives in Brooklyn and I live in Jersey. We might as well live in Oakland and Boston. There is so much traffic and delays that on a good day it takes me 3 1/3 hours to see her. We don't date during week becuase it is impossible and takes way too long. I usually see her on Saturdays if I'm not somewhere doing a gig.
It's just funny becuase on a map, it should only take about 45 minutes if I could to 65 miles an hour.
I don't know how anyone can live in a city, especially a BIG city or even worse a conglomeration of BIG cities. I'd go nutz man. :/O Traffic? :Xo! :x! :popo :x! :Xo! ??? :-[ >:D :popo :'(
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well i haven't been on because of this damn holiday...it seems my was soon to be wife was taking flowers and candies from her ex..and communicating with him to try and make me jealous well it was a big back fire on her...this holiday only brings out peoples intentions for other peoples ladies as far as i have seen...I don't think i will be celebrating this holiday ever again....but i will give my little one a card every year cause she does have my heart...glad to see some had a good one even if mine cost me my family....
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well i haven't been on because of this damn holiday...it seems my was soon to be wife was taking flowers and candies from her ex..and communicating with him to try and make me jealous well it was a big back fire on her...this holiday only brings out peoples intentions for other peoples ladies as far as i have seen...I don't think i will be celebrating this holiday ever again....but i will give my little one a card every year cause she does have my heart...glad to see some had a good one even if mine cost me my family....
damn that sucks. What would possess someone to treat someone else they supposedly care for that way is beyond me?
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well i haven't been on because of this damn holiday...it seems my was soon to be wife was taking flowers and candies from her ex..and communicating with him to try and make me jealous well it was a big back fire on her...this holiday only brings out peoples intentions for other peoples ladies as far as i have seen...I don't think i will be celebrating this holiday ever again....but i will give my little one a card every year cause she does have my heart...glad to see some had a good one even if mine cost me my family....
sorry to hear bro!
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:-[ :'( Caro Noner. When we first married (1971) we lived in Chelsea Square, my family lived in Brooklyn, and my job was in Paramus, NJ--all within a 35 mile radius, but as you said, we might have lived in Bangor and they in LA. I came to HATE the Westside Highway and the BQE (has it ever been 'express'?), which my wife dubbed The Trench. Ordinary Americans--those born and raised outside the NYC metro area--will never appreciate the exquisite agony of trying to traverse those 35 miles, going 15 mph, with one's left foot going numb and paralytic on the clutch, in 2nd gear. When I got back to West 20th Street (off 9th Ave.), I had to car-sit until the alternative side of the street parking regulations changed. It cost me, man. We did it four years, which convinced the separation could not go on. I liked Jersey, even though I did not know anything about it, because we finally had our own alleyway (Brooklynese=driveway). Ciao, Prof. Melon
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Well I didn't attach the message that I told the shopgirl in my first post of this thread. Instead I was a good boy and bought $40 worth of flowers. Then that night, the wife decided that she was allergic to something in the arrangement, so I took the flowers and gave them to my sister in law.
As for me, I didn't get anything, about what I expected.
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I ended up buying the wife a necklace and The Godiva chocolates. Oh yeah, and a movie I hid the necklace in. (Boy was she pissed!!!! hahahahaha) She thought I had forgotten all about her. I told her not to get me anything, because I had already gotten myself something. hehehehehehehe
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:-[ :'( Caro Noner. When we first married (1971) we lived in Chelsea Square, my family lived in Brooklyn, and my job was in Paramus, NJ--all within a 35 mile radius, but as you said, we might have lived in Bangor and they in LA. I came to HATE the Westside Highway and the BQE (has it ever been 'express'?), which my wife dubbed The Trench. Ordinary Americans--those born and raised outside the NYC metro area--will never appreciate the exquisite agony of trying to traverse those 35 miles, going 15 mph, with one's left foot going numb and paralytic on the clutch, in 2nd gear. When I got back to West 20th Street (off 9th Ave.), I had to car-sit until the alternative side of the street parking regulations changed. It cost me, man. We did it four years, which convinced the separation could not go on. I liked Jersey, even though I did not know anything about it, because we finally had our own alleyway (Brooklynese=driveway). Ciao, Prof. Melon
"Ordinary Americans?"
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Ordinary Americans--those born and raised outside the NYC metro area.
And those god-like New Yorkers wonder why (though probably don't care) why us Ordinary Americans find them so obnoxious.
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well i haven't been on because of this damn holiday...it seems my was soon to be wife was taking flowers and candies from her ex..and communicating with him to try and make me jealous well it was a big back fire on her...this holiday only brings out peoples intentions for other peoples ladies as far as i have seen...I don't think i will be celebrating this holiday ever again....but i will give my little one a card every year cause she does have my heart...glad to see some had a good one even if mine cost me my family....
Peterbilt, that absolutely sucks to no end. Hang in there, bro.
Sincerely,
Schro
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Question to the Prof...
What is wrong with New Yorkers? ???
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Very good question, MBabe.