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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: jasandalb on February 13, 2007, 09:22:16 AM

Title: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: jasandalb on February 13, 2007, 09:22:16 AM: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Jack was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Jack tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man.
The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Jack.
"What in bag?" asked the elder man.
Jack looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:

"Good trade."
:*))
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 09:29:20 AM: funny, I like it!! O0
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: schro on February 13, 2007, 09:34:11 AM: I would have held out for some brie & crackers also.
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 09:53:26 AM: Quote from: schro on February 13, 2007, 09:34:11 AM
I would have held out for some brie & crackers also.

PMSL ;D
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 01:25:20 PM: OK....I need to catch up on some of these alliterations

What are the following:

PMSL

IMO

IMHO

Pray tell
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: schro on February 13, 2007, 01:51:24 PM: IMO = in my opinion
IMHO = in my humble opinion
PMSL. I'm guessing this means Pardon My Silent Laughter, but I could be wrong.
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: PBurke on February 13, 2007, 02:13:55 PM: pmsl could mean,= PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: PigPen on February 13, 2007, 03:07:48 PM: I like Paulie's interpretation
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:11:12 PM: Quote from: PigPen on February 13, 2007, 03:07:48 PM
I like Paulie's interpretation

MT

(me too)
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM: How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: PBurke on February 13, 2007, 03:17:09 PM: i will be drinking free crown tonite. have a meeting for work. open bar and great meal. only price is to listen to some boring speaker for awhile. works for me.

Quote from: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor

we may need to piggy back an annual AA convention for ours. might help some of us.
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: schro on February 13, 2007, 03:22:14 PM: Quote from: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor

P@^
WINNER!!
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 03:31:59 PM: Actually, Paulie wins the prize :-*

It means "pissing myself laughing"

come claim your prize Mr Burke.... ;)
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: PBurke on February 13, 2007, 03:33:45 PM: give me a few minutes. that is a long swim.
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 03:37:34 PM: I'll make it worth your while... >:D
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: schro on February 13, 2007, 03:39:18 PM: Quote from: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 03:31:59 PM
Actually, Paulie wins the prize :-*

It means "pissing myself laughing"

come claim your prize Mr Burke.... ;)

See?!? Proof positive it doesn't pay to be polite!
Title: Re: The Bottle Of Wine
Post by: PigPen on February 13, 2007, 04:06:01 PM: Quote from: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 03:31:59 PM
Actually, Paulie wins the prize :-*

It means "pissing myself laughing"

come claim your prize Mr Burke.... ;)

Paulie is the MAN!!!