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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on February 28, 2009, 09:50:16 PM
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Stand at the front door and try to greet more people than the greeters......
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ride the bikes all through the store (true story) lol.
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Go in to a changing room and after a couple minutes yell... "HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" :*))
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Stand at the entrance with a picket sign encouraging people not to buy at WAL-MART but to buy at stores that sale AMERICAN made products!! O0 O0
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Ask the manager, "Where's the Blue Light Special babe?"
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Get a BB Gun from the Sporting goods department and run thru the store yelling " I can't take it anymore!!!!!!".
(Of course you might get shot by the local authorities)
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In my area, go to customer service and page "Bubba"
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Flirting with their in store Rent-A-Cops.
Playing slip n slide down the aisles with chocolate syrup or margarine.
Singing like Patti LaBelle while shopping.
I've done the first and third.
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Go to the service desk and demand to talk to Sam Walton, you want to ask him about the "Buy American Policy"...
Yes I know Sam is no longer with us, but Walmart can do everything else so bring me Sam!
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Beat your kids... oh no, wait a minute, that's acceptable at Wal-Mart.
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Every time someone is paged sream "I keep hear voices in my head"
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Refuse to take your motorcycle helmet off because they let old ladies walk around with their hats on.
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LOL....had to weigh in on this one! When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!! We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun!
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LOL....had to weigh in on this one! When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!! We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun!
You were bored my friend..bored. LOL
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Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?
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Come to my walmart schro and you will see for yourself.
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Come to my walmart schro and you will see for yourself.
Mine is just fine.
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Ask the sales clerk where's the .....
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Get the code for the intercom from a teenage worker and page made up sales or specials.
Go to YouTube and search walmart pranks. There are tons on there.
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Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?
Same reason you climb a mountain,,, because it's there,,, and it's a challenge. ANYONE can get throw out of Saks Fifth Ave,,, but it takes something special to get tossed from Walmart!!
Tom
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Knock over as many peoples shopping carts as possible "accidently" [true story]
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run up to a wal mart associate and say secretly we have a code blue in aisle 4 then walk off fast.
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bring timmay to the store with you. that should get you BANNED
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hehehehehe!
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Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome. ;D
Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him. :D
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Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome. ;D
Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him. :D
That's not something I would be enthusiastic about :o you didn't say what or WHERE hahaha
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shdwwlk....SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats in the next episode...
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Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome. ;D
Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him. :D
That's not something I would be enthusiastic about :o you didn't say what or WHERE hahaha
True, lol. hmmm let's see, maybe a full body shave in his red n' whites?! :o >:D
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you and what team gonna hold me down LOL
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you and what team gonna hold me down LOL
Team?, we don't need no stinkin' team, Paulie, get the Patron! ;D
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OH sh*t...ummmm I think I am going to be in the Bahama's the last week of July....or is it Canada. LOL
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Stand in the Deli area..do my best Carl Childers imitation from the movie SlingBlade...
"Ummm Hummm.. I just got out da nervous hospital and sure would like some of dem french fried pataters..ummm hummm.
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LOL
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Stand in the Deli area..do my best Carl Childers imitation from the movie SlingBlade...
"Ummm Hummm.. I just got out da nervous hospital and sure would like some of dem french fried pataters..ummm hummm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff!!!