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Title: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on February 28, 2009, 09:50:16 PM
Stand at the front door and try to greet more people than the greeters......
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Ghost1988 on February 28, 2009, 11:42:25 PM
ride the bikes all through the store (true story) lol.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 01, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
Go in to a changing room and after a couple minutes yell... "HEY!  THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"  :*))
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: hammerdrill376 on March 01, 2009, 06:19:13 AM
Stand at the entrance with a picket sign encouraging people not to buy at WAL-MART but to buy at stores that sale AMERICAN made products!!  O0 O0
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on March 01, 2009, 11:48:10 AM
Ask the manager, "Where's the Blue Light Special babe?"
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Mikekoz13 on March 01, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
Get a BB Gun from the Sporting goods department and run thru the store yelling " I can't take it anymore!!!!!!".

(Of course you might get shot by the local authorities)
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Papa Don on March 01, 2009, 03:32:29 PM
In my area, go to customer service and page "Bubba"
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Cy on March 01, 2009, 05:12:21 PM
Flirting with their in store Rent-A-Cops.

Playing slip n slide down the aisles with chocolate syrup or margarine.

Singing like Patti LaBelle while shopping.

I've done the first and third.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 01, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
Go to the service desk and demand to talk to Sam Walton,  you want to ask him about the "Buy American Policy"...

Yes I know Sam is no longer with us, but Walmart can do everything else so bring me Sam!
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Stu on March 01, 2009, 11:48:59 PM
Beat your kids... oh no, wait a minute, that's acceptable at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: THier on March 02, 2009, 03:07:49 AM
Every time someone is paged sream "I keep hear voices in my head"
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: StumpyDave on March 02, 2009, 06:45:53 AM
Refuse to take your motorcycle helmet off because they let old ladies walk around with their hats on.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Joe442 on March 02, 2009, 07:02:32 AM
LOL....had to weigh in on this one!  When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!!   We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun! 
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 02, 2009, 07:03:41 AM
LOL....had to weigh in on this one!  When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!!   We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun! 


You were bored my friend..bored.  LOL
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: schro on March 02, 2009, 07:48:25 AM
Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 02, 2009, 09:20:07 AM
Come to my walmart schro and you will see for yourself. 
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: schro on March 02, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
Come to my walmart schro and you will see for yourself. 

Mine is just fine.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: SlySurfer on March 02, 2009, 09:57:04 AM
Ask the sales clerk where's the .....

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Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: GASlick on March 02, 2009, 02:24:11 PM
Get the code for the intercom from a teenage worker and page made up sales or specials.

Go to YouTube and search walmart pranks.  There are tons on there.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: THier on March 02, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?

Same reason you climb a mountain,,, because it's there,,, and it's a challenge. ANYONE can get throw out of Saks Fifth Ave,,, but it takes something special to get tossed from Walmart!!

Tom
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Alexander215 on March 02, 2009, 07:21:32 PM
Knock over as many peoples shopping carts as possible "accidently" [true story]
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Jim80 on March 02, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
run up to a wal mart associate and say secretly we have a code blue in aisle 4 then walk off fast.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: PBurke on March 02, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
bring timmay to the store with you. that should get you BANNED
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 03, 2009, 06:57:22 AM
hehehehehe!
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: xnewyawka on March 03, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome.      ;D

Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him.     :D
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Alexander215 on March 03, 2009, 06:43:48 PM
Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome.      ;D

Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him.     :D

That's not something I would be enthusiastic about  :o you didn't say what or WHERE hahaha
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 03, 2009, 08:43:40 PM
shdwwlk....SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats in the next episode...
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: xnewyawka on March 04, 2009, 09:47:37 AM
Head on down to the shaving aisle as you usually do, open up a package of Extreme III's, grab some of your favorite gel, sit down on the floor, lather up and proceed to shave the dome.      ;D

Better yet, bring Timmay down and shave him.     :D

That's not something I would be enthusiastic about  :o you didn't say what or WHERE hahaha

True, lol. hmmm let's see, maybe a full body shave in his red n' whites?!     :o      >:D
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 04, 2009, 11:02:34 AM
you and what team gonna hold me down  LOL
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: xnewyawka on March 04, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
you and what team gonna hold me down  LOL

Team?, we don't need no stinkin' team, Paulie, get the Patron!      ;D
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 04, 2009, 12:40:39 PM
OH sh*t...ummmm I think I am going to be in the Bahama's the last week of July....or is it Canada. LOL
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: hammerdrill376 on March 04, 2009, 04:33:53 PM
Stand in the Deli area..do my best Carl Childers imitation from the movie SlingBlade...

"Ummm Hummm.. I just got out da nervous hospital and sure would like some of dem french fried pataters..ummm hummm.
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: Timmay on March 04, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
LOL
Title: Re: 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......
Post by: PigPen on March 04, 2009, 05:39:40 PM
Stand in the Deli area..do my best Carl Childers imitation from the movie SlingBlade...

"Ummm Hummm.. I just got out da nervous hospital and sure would like some of dem french fried pataters..ummm hummm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff!!!