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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: lostnfound21 on February 24, 2009, 12:46:27 PM

Title: Penguin
Post by: lostnfound21 on February 24, 2009, 12:46:27 PM

Another one of my all-time faves:

So there's a penguin driving through the desert and its hot.... really hot. The penguin drives for several hours through the scorching desert until his car breaks down.

The penguin pulls out his cell phone and calls a local auto shop. The mechanic brings the tow truck to the penguins car, picks him up and takes him and his car back to the auto shop.

When they arrive the mechanic says "It's going to take me a few hours to fix your car, why don't you walk around town and entertain yourself for awhile."

The penguin leaves the auto shop and as he walks out the door notices an ice cream shop... "a little taste of home" he thinks to himself.

The penguin walks over to the ice cream shop and orders his favorite frozen treat... vanilla ice cream. He sits down at a table and goes to town on his vanilla ice cream, making a huge mess and getting ice cream all over himself. He finishes his ice cream and heads back to the auto shop.

When he arrives the mechanic comes out and says "Well sir, its looks like you blew a seal" to which the penguin replies "Oh no, its just ice cream"

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Timmay on February 24, 2009, 12:59:07 PM

LOL....omg that was hilarious! LOL

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on February 24, 2009, 02:49:31 PM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: DBM on February 24, 2009, 02:53:06 PM

Good one.  Reminds me of the joke "how is a walrus and a tupperware container alike"?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on February 24, 2009, 03:08:13 PM

Quote from: DBM on February 24, 2009, 02:53:06 PM

Good one.  Reminds me of the joke "how is a walrus and a tupperware container alike"?

...and the answer DBM?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: DBM on February 24, 2009, 06:29:54 PM

they both like a tight seal

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Post by: OzPete on February 24, 2009, 07:01:54 PM

 :*)) :*))

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Post by: GASlick on February 25, 2009, 09:42:09 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Now that's funny!

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mikekoz13 on February 26, 2009, 05:33:33 AM

But the video is even better:

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=798

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: lostnfound21 on February 26, 2009, 11:50:11 AM

Quote from: Mikekoz13 on February 26, 2009, 05:33:33 AM

But the video is even better:

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=798

HA! I've never seen that video before! That's awesome!