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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: The Scottish Ambassador on February 16, 2009, 01:38:12 PM

Title: Financial planning
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on February 16, 2009, 01:38:12 PM

Dan  was a single guy living at home with his father  and working in the family business.
When he  found out he was going to inherit a fortune when  his sickly father died, he decided he needed a  wife with which to share his fortune.
One  evening at an investment meeting he spotted the  most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her  natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look  like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but  in just a few years, my father  will  die,  and I'll inherit $200 million."
Impressed,  the woman obtained his business card and three  days later,she became his  stepmother.

Women are so much better at  financial planning than  men.

Title: Re: Financial planning
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 16, 2009, 01:42:02 PM

 ;D  :*)) That's a good one Scottish Ambassador.