Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => Advantages and Disadvantages to being Bald => Topic started by: Tyler on February 16, 2009, 01:16:40 AM
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Today we took my daughter to the zoo. While I was there I had the unfortunate experience of having a bird drop a load on my head. While I don't want to re-live this experience, I have to say that I'm glad it happened while I had a shaved head. I can't imagine what it would be like to clean that out of your hair. Instead, I just took a baby wipe and cleaned it off in seconds.
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It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
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It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D
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It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D
No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket
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It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D
No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket
You guys seem to have a skewed perception of luck ;D
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It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D
No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket
You guys seem to have a skewed perception of luck ;D
Then why do I take cover when I see a flock of seagulls? :px
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A fews years ago I was living in Austin, TX which is a great town, but unfortunately home to thousands of loud, obnoxious black birds which they call "grackles" or something like that. So one late afternoon I'm leaving a movie with a friend and we are headed to a pizza joint. This was the time of day when these birds gathered in trees, telephone lines, etc. Well, one of them drops a load of sh*t, not on top of my head (I had hair in those days), but right on top of my nose with some splashing on my glasses.
I didn't consider myself lucky.
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Its definitely lucky, bro!! O0
The only drawback when that happens on a SLY head is that it slides quicker down your neck if you don't wipe it off quick!! ;D
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I had it happen to me when I was a teen and I had a full head of hair. LOL,I didn`t find it lucky when it happen.
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As an owner of two parrots, I get "lucked" on pretty much every day! It is amazing how much luck my African Grey can squeeze out!
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Good point. When I was younger (maybe 8 or so) I was trying to throw a rock at a crow and dont ask me why. I got right below it and went to throw the rock and got bird 'splat' right on my face. I still get made fun of for that. Then one time I was at the fair waiting to show so I was sitting in the bleachers. My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted poop all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it.
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Good point. When I was younger (maybe 8 or so) I was trying to throw a rock at a crow and dont ask me why. I got right below it and went to throw the rock and got bird 'splat' right on my face. I still get made fun of for that. Then one time I was at the fair waiting to show so I was sitting in the bleachers. My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted poop all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it.
lmao wow i TOTALLY misread that part hahaha. man i need to get my mind out of the gutter lol. i was readin it really quick and this is what i saw.....
"My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it"
i figured the "duck" was a typo and i completely missed the word poop lol.
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When I re-read that just now I see what you mean, its pretty bad, lol. But his duck was the size of a goose and I swear it was out to get me, it pooped on my goat when we were doing the winners circle at the fair, it was evil.
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" I just took a baby wipe and cleaned it off in seconds."
Baby wipe!! Why not a Bald Guyz Wipe, or a HeadBlade Head Wipe? Oh yeah, being a relativly new father you probably have way more baby wipes handy, than the others mentioned.
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When I re-read that just now I see what you mean, its pretty bad, lol. But his duck was the size of a goose and I swear it was out to get me, it pooped on my goat when we were doing the winners circle at the fair, it was evil.
Was that goat standing next to you or growing on your chin? lol
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It was standing next to me, I showed dairy goats for a few years. The goat was a nubian and she was the worst, we called her loudmouth because the instant she would see someone or something would spook her she would scream and she sounded like a man screaming.
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i got "lucky" at the mardi gras parade last week. was an easy clean up though.
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i got "lucky" at the mardi gras parade last week. was an easy clean up though.
Hey, that wasn't a bird that threw that from the float, it was me--and it was fake ;D ;D ;D