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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sean25 on January 19, 2009, 08:14:39 PM

Title: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Sean25 on January 19, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
at my grandmas house.  I started reading one of her old school magazines that she puts by her toilet.  It was like a Reader's Digest kind of thing but not quite the same.  I'll read anything to pass the time in there, so I got into it for a little while.  It was some dating stories and a young girl brought home a guy who shaved his head completely bald.  It didn't go into any more detail than that.  But the father of this young girl, who sported the horseshoe himself, forbid his daughter to date anyone who was bald.  She went on to say he how sweet and funny he was but no matter what she said her dad wouldn't allow it.  It finished and I assume she never dated him again from the way it ended.  I normally wouldn't have thought twice about this section but that baffles me.  He should have been more accepting of it I would have thought.  Maybe I should find out who the father is and tell him about this site.  Just thought I'd share that because I thought it was pretty interesting.  There were some other good ones but that one stood out the most for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Ghost1988 on January 19, 2009, 08:21:50 PM
the dad sounds like a tool lol. actually........he sounds like my dad lol.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Cam on January 19, 2009, 10:03:38 PM
the dad sounds like a tool lol. actually........he sounds like my dad lol.


Does that mean your Dad sounds like a tool?  :-\
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Ghost1988 on January 19, 2009, 10:09:38 PM
nah he sounds a little kooler than my dad lol. my dads below a tool.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: time2shine on January 20, 2009, 11:00:23 AM
I used to play guitar on the toilet.  The best riffs are discovered on the john.

The view of shaved heads from the older generation is another thing that confuses me as well.  I guess it just comes down to exposure.  People are afraid of things they're not around.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on January 20, 2009, 01:52:36 PM
Jings!! How long do you guys sit on the pan??
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: hammerdrill376 on January 20, 2009, 02:14:48 PM
How long depends on if I ate oatmeal for breakfast or not :*))
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Cam on January 20, 2009, 02:38:08 PM
I used to play guitar on the toilet.  The best riffs are discovered on the john.



I'm giving that a try on my next visit to the old friend.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Dome of Steele on January 20, 2009, 03:32:23 PM
That can give you hemorrhoids.  You guys should up the fiber for your colon health.  Fruits, veggies, and beans are the best source.  Try eating a high fiber cereal and throwing in some prunes. 
 

http://www.wehealny.org/healthinfo/dietaryfiber/fibercontentchart.html


Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: GASlick on January 21, 2009, 09:46:32 PM
I spend as little time in there as possible.  I mean, how long does it take?!   ;D

Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Wil87 on January 22, 2009, 02:18:38 AM
I used to play guitar on the toilet.  The best riffs are discovered on the john.

The view of shaved heads from the older generation is another thing that confuses me as well.  I guess it just comes down to exposure.  People are afraid of things they're not around.

I am gonna set my drums around the john and just solo out for a whole!!  :*))
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Brkeatr on January 22, 2009, 04:26:28 AM
I spend as little time in there as possible.  I mean, how long does it take?!   ;D




Agree...I could never figure out why anyone would read or spend anymore time in the head than was necessary.... :-\
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Papa Don on January 22, 2009, 07:24:11 AM
It seems the older you get the longer it takes to leave the library.  I keep a basket full of magazines by the throne.  One a good day I may only thumb through.  Some days War & Peace!
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Timmay on January 22, 2009, 08:01:35 AM
I spend as little time in there as possible.  I mean, how long does it take?!   ;D





Agree...I could never figure out why anyone would read or spend anymore time in the head than was necessary.... :-\
Then again...like my eating habits thread....I read while on the throne myself.  I hate it sometimes when i really got to go and my wife has cleaned the newspapers off the table, You pass "the" table on your way to the bathroom,  then i have to make detour to go find something.  The other day I grabbed the shampoo bottle and read it.  Im serious guys, I have this thing about reading stupid sh*t.  WHY????  no idea.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Ghost1988 on January 22, 2009, 10:04:26 AM
i think were gettin a lil carried away here boys haha. back on topic! were talking about an article in a magazine not how long it takes to drop a deuce lol.
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Michael on January 23, 2009, 08:48:39 PM
Timmj, I thought I was the only one who did that while "dropping a deuce" (lol by the way!!!)
Title: Re: So I was doing some reading on the toilet...
Post by: Timmay on January 23, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
I dont think you really want me to get into detail here lol....