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Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: Tyler on February 05, 2007, 06:36:56 PM

Title: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 05, 2007, 06:36:56 PM
I found this attractiveness scale today while stumbling and thought it was pretty funny...

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/images/attractive.gif)
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 05, 2007, 08:35:44 PM
i like the clydesdale scale.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 05, 2007, 10:03:48 PM
i like the clydesdale scale.

I don't think I've seen that one.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 06, 2007, 05:28:33 AM
it is 1 - 8. it is a count of how many of those big horses it would take to pull me off of her.  8)
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 06:00:18 AM
The only thing that I find troubling about the scale Tyler is the belief that a gal can't be a "F-Buddy" and a friend at the same time.  ;)
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 06, 2007, 08:11:17 AM
That's HIlarious!!! I'm a big fan of the Clydesdale scale as well.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 06, 2007, 12:47:02 PM
The only thing that I find troubling about the scale Tyler is the belief that a gal can't be a "F-Buddy" and a friend at the same time.  ;)

Actually, the sections for friend and f-buddy don't overlap, therefore you can't be both   O0
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 06, 2007, 12:51:06 PM
says WHO??!!!   ^-^
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 01:28:41 PM
says WHO??!!!   ^-^

My point exactly.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 06, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Blagadan on February 06, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
it is 1 - 8. it is a count of how many of those big horses it would take to pull me off of her.  8)

ROTFL!!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 06, 2007, 02:48:19 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)

I thought I already was.....oh!!! >:D
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 06, 2007, 02:53:16 PM
oh yeah. i forgot that you own me. my bad.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 02:57:57 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)

I thought I already was.....oh!!! >:D

I have enough "friends" already, I need a "buddy", MBabe  O0 !

Of course the Atlantic makes you a G.U. ............... geographically undesirable.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 06, 2007, 03:18:01 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)

I thought I already was.....oh!!! >:D

I have enough "friends" already, I need a "buddy", MBabe  O0 !

Of course the Atlantic makes you a G.U. ............... geographically undesirable.

sadly, there's not much I can do about that...ah well!!
AND I can only be "friends" with married men, but I can be
"buddies" with any single guys   ;)
(although, I do have certain requirements that need to be met!)
k...I've definitely said enough!   :-[
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 03:30:43 PM
I could go for a McEwan's 80 right about now.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 06, 2007, 03:51:12 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)

I thought I already was.....oh!!! >:D

I have enough "friends" already, I need a "buddy", MBabe  O0 !

Of course the Atlantic makes you a G.U. ............... geographically undesirable.

sadly, there's not much I can do about that...ah well!!
AND I can only be "friends" with married men, but I can be
"buddies" with any single guys   ;)
(although, I do have certain requirements that need to be met!)
k...I've definitely said enough!   :-[


i plead the fifth. as to not incriminate myself. d#~
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: spaceape48 on February 06, 2007, 04:06:48 PM
will you be my FRIEND mb? ;)

I thought I already was.....oh!!! >:D

I have enough "friends" already, I need a "buddy", MBabe  O0 !

Of course the Atlantic makes you a G.U. ............... geographically undesirable.

sadly, there's not much I can do about that...ah well!!
AND I can only be "friends" with married men, but I can be
"buddies" with any single guys   ;)
(although, I do have certain requirements that need to be met!)
k...I've definitely said enough!   :-[

And with that statement everyone suddenly becomes divorced and single. Just curious MB, but what is your take on us "yanks". I have such a thing for gals with an English accent  :@`
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 06, 2007, 04:10:00 PM


And with that statement everyone suddenly becomes divorced and single. Just curious MB, but what is your take on us "yanks". I have such a thing for gals with an English accent  :@`

I'm a sucker for an american accent, I melt!!  ;)
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 04:12:39 PM
Actually, us Californians are the epitome of an absence of accent.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 06, 2007, 04:16:09 PM
Yeah I like the English accent too...... :@` :@` :@` :@` :@` :@`

 `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l `dr**l
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Robmeister on February 06, 2007, 04:17:48 PM

Actually, us Californians are the epitome of an absence of accent.


Yep...we don't get "glad", "happy", or "excited"....... we get "stoked, man"

When I got my first set of wheels...I was WAY STOKED, MAN!.....it was definitely gnarly, dude

(I may live in Denver....but I grew up in So. Calif. O0)

Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PBurke on February 06, 2007, 04:22:27 PM
MAIS, COONASSES GOT DE BESS ACCENTS.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 04:23:13 PM
So Cal & No Cal are pretty different. Well, parts of it anyway.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 06, 2007, 05:09:45 PM
So Cal & No Cal are pretty different. Well, parts of it anyway.

Yes, for example...

NorCal = That's hella cool, dude!

SoCal = That's killer, dude!

Then if you bring in someone from Hawaii that's made it to the mainland.

Hawaii = That's aight, brau!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 06, 2007, 05:13:06 PM
Speaking of accents - pun intended...LOL

I'm told by my clients that I either have a very thick southern accent or I sound like the turtle from Finding Nemo.  So, basically I sound like a cowboy or surfer depending on who you talk to.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: schro on February 06, 2007, 05:28:09 PM
So Cal & No Cal are pretty different. Well, parts of it anyway.

Yes, for example...

NorCal = That's hella cool, dude!

SoCal = That's killer, dude!

Then if you bring in someone from Hawaii that's made it to the mainland.

Hawaii = That's aight, brau!

Those aren't accents, those are colloquialisms. But point taken.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 06, 2007, 05:32:33 PM
So Cal & No Cal are pretty different. Well, parts of it anyway.

Yes, for example...

NorCal = That's hella cool, dude!

SoCal = That's killer, dude!

Then if you bring in someone from Hawaii that's made it to the mainland.

Hawaii = That's aight, brau!

Those aren't accents, those are colloquialisms. But point taken.

Yep, exactly.  I was referring to their colloquialisms as I thought you were.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: BaldRob on February 07, 2007, 05:25:09 PM
So Cal & No Cal are pretty different. Well, parts of it anyway.

Yes, for example...

NorCal = That's hella cool, dude!

SoCal = That's killer, dude!

Then if you bring in someone from Hawaii that's made it to the mainland.

Hawaii = That's aight, brau!

Chicago = Right da f*** on!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: spaceape48 on February 07, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
Not really any accents here in Florida, but some people do talk more "gangsta" than others...then there's always the rednecks, guess they would be the exceptions.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 14, 2007, 09:44:30 AM
In New Mexico, it's kind of like Texas.....or the south. We say aight, ya'll, y'ant to. Unless you go to the northern or western parts of the state. The eastern and southern portions are "hick" or "redneck" if you will. That's where the majority of my family resides except here.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Paul on February 14, 2007, 03:56:56 PM
In the U.P. we like to mix our Yah here dere's with our Canadian Eh.    Not sure if its an accent or a lifestyle.   
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: BaldRob on February 14, 2007, 04:07:04 PM
In the U.P. we like to mix our Yah here dere's with our Canadian Eh.    Not sure if its an accent or a lifestyle.   

Are you a yooper eh?
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Shiny on February 15, 2007, 07:25:09 AM
You haven't heard an accent until you've heard a Newfie accent.   :*))  Dems people is foony.  Where ya to by?  translation - where are you boy.

But I agree about the english accent.  Those English chicks are hot   :D
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 15, 2007, 07:27:23 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Shiny on February 15, 2007, 08:06:19 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 15, 2007, 08:16:27 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Paul on February 15, 2007, 08:35:16 AM
In the U.P. we like to mix our Yah here dere's with our Canadian Eh.    Not sure if its an accent or a lifestyle.   

Are you a yooper eh?

Yah, born in Illinois but raised in U.P. and still have family there. I live there a quarter of the year and get all my hunting and fishing in.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Shiny on February 15, 2007, 08:38:41 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

Both of 'em?
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: BaldRob on February 15, 2007, 08:45:09 AM
In the U.P. we like to mix our Yah here dere's with our Canadian Eh.    Not sure if its an accent or a lifestyle.   

Are you a yooper eh?

Yah, born in Illinois but raised in U.P. and still have family there. I live there a quarter of the year and get all my hunting and fishing in.

I grew up in the LP... southeast of Mt Pleasant about 35 miles.

UP is beautiful country... I worked on Mackinac Island as a tour guide for two summers!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Robmeister on February 15, 2007, 08:48:20 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

That dang Tyler.....if anyone could 'twould be his bad self
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 15, 2007, 10:45:37 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

Both of 'em?

Yeah, and that continuous jagged one around the back too.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Paul on February 15, 2007, 11:02:49 AM
In the U.P. we like to mix our Yah here dere's with our Canadian Eh.    Not sure if its an accent or a lifestyle.   
Know the area, had a friend there, is now back in UP and a buddy and his wife life in Saginaw.  We're in Rapid River, right on route 2 about 16 miles from Escanaba. 
Are you a yooper eh?

Yah, born in Illinois but raised in U.P. and still have family there. I live there a quarter of the year and get all my hunting and fishing in.

I grew up in the LP... southeast of Mt Pleasant about 35 miles.

UP is beautiful country... I worked on Mackinac Island as a tour guide for two summers!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Tyler on February 15, 2007, 11:58:55 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

That dang Tyler.....if anyone could 'twould be his bad self

I'll look into it...I did meet the voice of Bart one time.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: BaldRob on February 15, 2007, 12:14:07 PM
My accent is a mixture... little Michigan (not a yooper accent though), little Virginia, little Maryland, Lot of Chicago!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 15, 2007, 12:14:44 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

That dang Tyler.....if anyone could 'twould be his bad self

I'll look into it...I did meet the voice of Bart one time.

That would kick booty. Coincidentally, Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons" is celebrating his birthday today I think.
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Shiny on February 15, 2007, 08:40:57 PM
Well we already know that Homer looks cool in shades.  All he really needs is the SBG T-shirt.  Tyler if you can pull this one off, this'll be the busiest web site on the net for a while.  Good luck... (remember whose idea it was) O:O
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 15, 2007, 09:08:07 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......hot English chicks......MBabe included of course.

Maybe we should make Homer Simpson an honourary member of SBG's, whad'ya think?

Second the motion. Wonder if we could get Homer to wear an SBG shirt on an episode and get them to shave his hair?

That dang Tyler.....if anyone could 'twould be his bad self

I'll look into it...I did meet the voice of Bart one time.

That would kick booty. Coincidentally, Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons" is celebrating his birthday today I think.

Pigpen, don't think, it doesn't suit you!! hehehe!!!
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 15, 2007, 09:09:10 PM
sooooooooooooooo joking!!!!!!
just feeling a little on the cheeky side, sorry!! lol  :-*
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: socctty on February 15, 2007, 09:57:14 PM
PigPen - I'm down in Alamogordo! I'm from Houston, TX, though.

As for accents - Australian is the sexiest. I'm biased though; I had a bit of a fling when I was there.   O0
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: Robmeister on February 16, 2007, 07:37:02 AM
Hey, Socctty....the noggin looks nice, man O0
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: PigPen on February 16, 2007, 08:03:05 AM
sooooooooooooooo joking!!!!!!
just feeling a little on the cheeky side, sorry!! lol  :-*

That's alright Babe, you can rib me anytime.....
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 17, 2007, 03:17:43 AM
sooooooooooooooo joking!!!!!!
just feeling a little on the cheeky side, sorry!! lol  :-*

That's alright Babe, you can rib me anytime.....

 :-* :@`
Title: Re: Attractiveness Scale
Post by: socctty on February 17, 2007, 03:41:40 AM
Hey, Socctty....the noggin looks nice, man O0

Thanks man!