Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: tomgallagher on December 31, 2008, 04:59:46 PM
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Now is the time
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time and time again
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again a new year begin
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begin the beguine
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Beguine made Astaire famous.
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Famous Amos makes good cookies
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Cookies bring much satisfaction
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satisfaction, i can get no
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no where to go and I'm all dressed up :D
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up, up and away
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away in a manger, no crib for a bed
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bed and breakfast inn
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Inn of the four seasons
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Seasons change
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change is the only thing constant
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constant pain in the a$$
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a$$ holes among us
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us versus them
WARHAWK O0
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Them was a Northern Irish Band formed in 1964 around April.
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April showers bring May flowers
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Flowers delivery for my wife
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wife, pretty is she
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she got the look
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look around and see
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see eyewear.
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eyewear accessories sold inside
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inside out or outside in
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in through the out door
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Door on left side is for members only
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only shaving the head is the right treatment for male pattern baldness.
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baldness created by the razor is the way to go
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go pad your posting statistics
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statistics are for statiticians
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Stataticians assist in designing surveys and experiments
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experiments are for lab technicians
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technicans will fix your computer
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computer technicians want my money
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money is the root of all evil
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evil has many concepts
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concepts are for visionaries
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Visonaries leave when bullied.
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bullied all through school
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school, maybe the best time in life.
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life is a bitch and then you die
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Die when there's no choice.
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choice meat
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meat ball is a good sub from subway but i prefer turkey ham and bacon.
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bacon and eggs are good for breakfast
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breakfast should include an order of scrapple
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scrapple is good mixed with scrambled eggs and served with toast.
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toast with butter and jam
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jam is good with peanut butter
WARHAWK O0
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peanut butter with jelly is my preference
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preference, the act of preferring.
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Preferring a healthy choice I took the second option
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option is a freedom to choose
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Choose to do the right thing today
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today is the day before tomorrow
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tomorrow is the future and who knows what the future will bring.
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Bring a good attitude and your workplace will be better
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better a bald head than a balding head.
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head out on the highway
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highway to nowhere
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nowhere is always somewhere as it doesn't exist
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exist and endure and you shall conquer
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conquer a fear and you have gained a victory
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Victory is at hand
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hand in hand, togehter we will get it done.
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done with my work, can rest tomorrow
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tomorrow is sunday and alot of people go to church
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church is a good place to go
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Go west young man
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man, you need a shave ! :P
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Shaved my head today
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Yesterday I used a HeadBlade
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Headblade cut the crap out of my head.
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head towards me and I'll meet you halfway
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Halfway to hell and back
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back to the future
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future is now
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
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Country First
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first choise
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Choice is your freedom
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freedomisnotfree.com is a special website
WARHAWK O0
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website designers are looking for business
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business is not easy nowadays
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nowadays it takes me less time to get ready!
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ready steady go
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go to a higher level
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level that piece and fire recruit
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recruiting SBG's 24/7
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7 UP
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up or down, make up your mind
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mind games can be destructive
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destructive mind games are not good.
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good grief Charlie Brown
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Brown is brown no matter what you call it
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it is what it is
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is that right?
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Right is rightm wrong is wrong
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wrong is when you make a turn down a dead end alley
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Alley Oop rode a pet dinosaur
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Dinosaurs are now extinct
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extinct along with good manners and common sense
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(my spider) Sense is tingling
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tingling equals goose bumps
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bumps on the noggin happen when you don't duck
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duck blinds are for the patient
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patient hunters are successful
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successful men = bald men
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men are different than women.
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women are more attractive
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Attractive is the only way to go
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go is the opposite of stop
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Stop in the name of Love!
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love makes the world go round
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round & round...what goes around comes around
WARHAWK O0
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around the world people seek peace
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Peace will bring joy
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Joy to the world
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World of hurt
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Hurt me once shame on you, hurt me twice shame on me
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Me and my shadow
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Shadow the hedgehog
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Hedgehog on my lawn.
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Lawnboys get the job done.
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Done for the day.
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Day turns into night.
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night of the living dead
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Dead but not gone.
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Gone with the Wind
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Wind in her hair, but not mine ;D
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mine eyes have seen the glory
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Glory,glory hallelujah
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hallelujah it's weekend soon
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Soon I will be free
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free time is freedom
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Freedom to do the things I like
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Like father, like son
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Son of a...gun
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gun for hire
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Hire the right guy
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guy got dumped by madonna
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madonna has the hots for a yankee
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yankee doodle went to town
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town, which one.
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One more for the road
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road to nowhere
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nowhere is better then here
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here we go
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go to where?
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Where is the bar
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bar all undesirables
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undesirable situations that are about to happen
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Happen upon a beautiful woman sitting in the park.
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park the car please
WARHAWK O0
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Please and thank you
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You can't stay here anymore you troll
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troll hunting under those dark bridges is fun
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fun in the sun
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sun in the summer is really hot
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hot food & cold beer
WARHAWK O0
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Beer is good when watching football
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football playoffs are today
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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life is a cabaret.... :D
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Cabaret can go all night.
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night work is for the birds
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birds eat worms
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Worms till the soil
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Soil preparation is imperative for good plant growth
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growth hormones can sometimes be bad for the body
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body builders like to shave their head
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Body of evidence.
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evidence is needed for a conviction
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Conviction was swift.
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swift to retaliate
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retaliate as soon as possible
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Possible thoughts are better than impossible thoughts
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thoughts are for free
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Free your mind
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mind the kids, I'll see ya later
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Later in the day I'll have a meatball sub O0
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subs are the ultimate weapon
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weapon of mass destruction
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Destruction first,rebuild later
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later is better than never
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never give in
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in case you're balding, the best solution is to shave
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shave your head with hot water
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water under the bridge
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bridge over troubled water
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water is the beginning of life.
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Life happens.
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happens to the best of us
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us and a lot of others
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others may see things differently
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differently then most
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most opinions are above board
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board of directors
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Directors would be adept at pointing members to more meaningful threads.
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theards can be very helpful
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Helpful is an understatement when describing how this particular thread helps new members at becoming sly.
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Helpful is an understatement when describing how this particular thread helps new members at becoming sly.
LMAO
Sly is a great way of life
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life sucks
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sucks to be the giants right now
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NOW is the time if U R thinking about shaving your head
WARHAWK O0
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Head to a sly related topic and when you die you will be rewarded with 80 virgins.
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virgins to the head shaving world,should not be afraid
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afraid of the dark
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Dark times are ahead if you happen to get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a very unpleasant condition
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Condition your head after shaving or it could get so dry people will mistake you for a chupacabra.
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chupacabra's have very dry skin
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Skin in Italian is "pelare". For example: "Ci è più del one-way per pelare un gatto"
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gatto is the incorrect way to spell gateau
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gateau? Sounds French. Seems long, but my translater says "Cat" in korean is 고양이를 벗기는 편도 보다는 좀더 있다
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고양이를 벗기는 편도 보다는 좀더 있다 is a terrible thing to waste
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Waste not want not is why Prince wrote the song called "Wasted Kisses" but I guess we shouldn't call him Prince since he changed his name to
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I think he's been Prince again for the last few years. He changed his name to get out of a contract with a record company (that's what I've heard anyways).
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Awesome
Chaps my ass every time someone calls me their "homie".
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"homie" the clown
WARHAWK O0
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clown supplies are available here
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Here we are, and i have no idea why we are here, so lets hurry this up because i have things to see and people to do in 30 minutes.
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Minutes from now I'll still be wondering why I'm even participating in this senseless drivel.
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Drivel was so much more mysterious before I searched it on dictionary.com.
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Dictionary.com is one of the bookmarks I immediately put in Firefox's easy to see bookmark toolbar doohickey.
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com.on--who said I would grow my hair back?
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Clever Papa! But unfortunately too slow. HAH! @K*
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slow and easy does it
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Dictionary.com is one of the bookmarks I immediately put in Firefox's easy to see bookmark toolbar doohickey.
We left off on the above quote.
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doohickey is a handy toolbar
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toolbar is a must when using yahoo
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yahoo is my search engine
WARHAWK O0
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Engine makes my truck move
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move it over here
WARHAWK O0
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Here is where I want to be!
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be all that you can be.
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Be what you want to be
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be there or be square
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square is not round
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Round after round, responses to this thread aren't challenging one iota.
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iota is the ninth letter in the Greek alphabet.
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Alphabet soup is a good snack, but the two-word phrase can also be used metaphorically.
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Metaphorically speaking, my bald head is GHB to the mammasitas.
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Mammasitas be rubbin this cabeza.
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Cabeza's are better been shaved
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Shaved looks so much better on you than the doo that looked more like a welwitschia-mirabilis.
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welwitschia- mirabilis is an order of gymnosperms called the gnetales
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Gnetales could be a cryptogram for "genitals" but unfortunately the "i" was an "e".
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"E" or ecstasy, is the street name for methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
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methylenedioxymethamphetamine makes you feel high.
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high as a kite
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kites blowing in the wind
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wind will mess up your hair :D
WARHAWK O0
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Hair! What hair? I'm sly!
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sly bald guys forum
WARHAWK O0
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forum is an online community
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community of baffoons
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baffoons is the incorrect spelling of buffoons
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buffoons of the commedia dell' arte
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commedia dell' arte is Italian
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Italian is a language that i do not speak
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speak when only spoken to.
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to speak when not spoken to is not nice
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nice to be alive
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alive but devoid of life
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life is a cabaret
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caberets are my favorite place to be
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be that as it may
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may first is a holiday
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holiday was one hell of a blues and jazz singer
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singer in the shower, show wrecker on the stage
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stage right is the exit
WARHAWK O0
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left handers R called southpaws
WARHAWK O0
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southpaws are tricky boxers
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boxers are very uncomfortable underwear
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Underwear are optional to some people
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people have some strange habits
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habits are hard to break
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break the law and go to jail
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jail time is hard time
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time to watch some football
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football is killing me right now
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Now is the time
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Time for the Eagles to pack their bags and go home
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home is where my heart just got crushed,watching the eagles
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eagles have flown
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flown from pensacola 2 chicago
WARHAWK O0
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chicago is windy
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Windy conditions prevented the fireworks display
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display your dome with pride
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pride yourself with a shiny dome
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dome football is the best
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best is yet to come
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come 2 the sly side of the fence 8)
WARHAWK O0
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fence sitters are lurking nearby
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nearby is a fusion and some headslick that will get the job done
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Done well is the way I like my steak
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steak is best medium well
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well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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uncle remus was a disney character
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character reference's are usually required for job interviews
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Interviews of celebrities on Oprah
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oprah is a favorite show for women
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Women will never be understood
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understood can be a tough job sometimes
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sometimes i wish for rain
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rain is great for the farmers
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farmers work long hours
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hours and minutes are units of time
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time to pack for my flight to Florida tomorrow
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tomorrow is my day off
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off to the races
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races in ayrshire are held at Ayr racecourse
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racecourse hall of fame must include Churchill Downs.
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Downs syndrome is a condition affecting 1 in every 1000 babies
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babies can be a hand full
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full is the opposite of empty
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empty is not good for a gas tank
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Tank is the name of the previous poster
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poster by the name of Tom,has good threads
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Threads is the name of the latest book by the author Mark Frankland*
*( check out www.thecull.com )
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Frankland is the name of an author
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author is the word we use to indicate that a person is the writer of a book
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book a reservation
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reservation arent need in SBG if you are coming here to have fun, lets get started
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started to wonder why some people lost love
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love to see these two threads move on to something better
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love to see these two threads move on to something better
Timmy... let's just let them die on their own..
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better then words you hate ;D
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better then words you hate ;D
Hate to see these cheap ways to get post count up. :/O
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XNew....well didnt you know that there was this BIG AZZ reward at the end?? LOL
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XNew....well didnt you know that there was this BIG AZZ reward at the end?? LOL
better then words you hate ;D
Hate to see these cheap ways to get post count up. :/O
up your nose with a rubber hose