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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on January 31, 2007, 06:23:31 PM

Title: Confucious Say.....
Post by: bmwgsa on January 31, 2007, 06:23:31 PM
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: Robmeister on January 31, 2007, 07:42:47 PM
BING!...another winner from the expensive motorbike, class clown, emu guy!!  :*)) ;D



good job, BMW....always quality stuff, brutha O0
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: Tom McGarry. on January 31, 2007, 08:40:56 PM
Confucious Say......Seven day honeymoon,,,,make whole weak!!! ;D
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: tomgallagher on January 31, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
That Confucious was a strange guy.... :/O
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: bmwgsa on January 31, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
BING!...another winner from the expensive motorbike, class clown, emu guy!!  :*)) ;D



good job, BMW....always quality stuff, brutha O0

My pleasure.....

After all, there's more to life than News;Weather;Sports;Creams;Gels;Oils and Razors.....
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: jasandalb on February 08, 2007, 11:34:58 AM
Confuscious say...

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: schro on February 08, 2007, 12:00:13 PM
He also said

"Man who jack off into cash register come into money".
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: tomgallagher on February 08, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
Groan.... :-\
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: wpruitt on February 08, 2007, 08:39:29 PM
BAD ONE...........LMAO
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: schro on February 08, 2007, 08:45:29 PM
Hey, I liked that one.
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: PBurke on February 09, 2007, 09:02:31 PM
Man who spend too much time in doghouse, end up in cathouse.
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 10, 2007, 10:07:33 AM
Man who spend too much time in doghouse, end up in cathouse.
Sounds like you are talking from experiance. ;D
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: PBurke on February 10, 2007, 10:47:14 AM
Man who spend too much time in doghouse, end up in cathouse.
Sounds like you are talking from experiance. ;D


 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: jasandalb on February 12, 2007, 03:12:58 PM
Confucious Say....

Baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls cant walk!
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: Tom McGarry. on March 21, 2007, 05:02:04 AM
> > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: PigPen on March 21, 2007, 07:02:30 AM
Confucious very wise man
Title: Re: Confucious Say.....
Post by: OzPete on March 21, 2007, 05:00:30 PM
 :*)) :*)) :*))