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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on November 26, 2008, 02:45:38 PM

Title: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: hammerdrill376 on November 26, 2008, 02:45:38 PM
Most of you brothers that have got to know me realize I am a fairly easy going kind of guy. But right now I am really having to keep my hot tempered alter ego in check. Why?
I live in a rather nice subdivision but for the last several days I have found someones dog crap in my yard and then today in my neigbors yard. I mean it isn't like everyone here is not aware of the rules and regulations on cleaning up after their pet. Now I like dogs as much as anyone but I don't appreciate having to do someone elses job for them and pick up large dog turds off my lawn. I just don't understand why people are so inconsiderate and apparently have NO common sense. Sorry for venting but just had to get it off my chest.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Robmeister on November 26, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
I know what you mean, brutha.....some friggen people  :Xo! @c3

I've actually been walking my dog, he does his bizness on a neighbor's lawn, reach for the little baggy.    Forgot to bring'm.   #$%^%&*!!

So I go back to my house grab one and come back to clean up.  It's common courtesy, man.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: b.driscoll on November 26, 2008, 04:58:23 PM
We had some ass clown from down the street do the same thing......but our neighbor saw that this old fool just walked away as the turd hit the grass,....so she called the cops. Dont know if anything happened to him but we do look out for him. I certainly dont blame the dog but I do blame his inconsiderate owner! :/O
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Razor X on November 26, 2008, 07:38:14 PM
If you know who the offender is, the thing to do is scoop up the mess and dump it on his front doorstep.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Alexander215 on November 26, 2008, 08:06:07 PM
Motion activated flood lamps do wonders. You could also set up a motion activated cam to catch them, and then have them fined.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: PowerOfCheese on November 26, 2008, 11:10:44 PM
Motion activated flood lamps do wonders. You could also set up a motion activated cam to catch them, and then have them fined.

Agreed. This is really the best solution to the prob. Minor expense in equipment but a really satisfying result. I can't imagine a better option.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Robmeister on November 26, 2008, 11:36:33 PM
Motion activated flood lamps do wonders. You could also set up a motion activated cam to catch them, and then have them fined.

Agreed. This is really the best solution to the prob. Minor expense in equipment but a really satisfying result. I can't imagine a better option.


HHhhhmmmmm........ O0
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: PE#1 on November 27, 2008, 06:21:24 AM
Motion activated flood lamps do wonders. You could also set up a motion activated cam to catch them, and then have them fined.

Agreed. This is really the best solution to the prob. Minor expense in equipment but a really satisfying result. I can't imagine a better option.


HHhhhmmmmm........ O0

Ditto here.   O0

Just don't do anything to get yourself in trouble over this lazy person.   ;)
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 27, 2008, 08:54:08 AM
Couldn't agree more. Hate dog sh*t all over the place. And owners should know better. Its social responsibilty. But I echo what someone else said - keep calm and dont get into trouble over this.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: andrew on November 27, 2008, 09:24:50 AM
I had the same problem in my prior house, and it really pissed me off.  Never saw it happen, but always found crap on my lawn.  Our street was very popular for dog-walking, so it was hard to determine who the culprit was.

I've noticed that we get alot of dog-walkers in our new neighborhood, too, but so far no remnants left behind.  But, I'm watching ...
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Mikekoz13 on November 27, 2008, 09:57:50 AM
I love dogs and have three........... but some owners........... :x!
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: hammerdrill376 on November 27, 2008, 11:42:19 AM
Well several of the neighbors suspect who it is and we have already taken the appropriate steps to go through our Homeowners Association board. If that dosen't work I am not above having a little man to man chat with this guy. Wanna know the bad part? He's a bald guy!!
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 27, 2008, 12:06:02 PM
Well several of the neighbors suspect who it is and we have already taken the appropriate steps to go through our Homeowners Association board. If that dosen't work I am not above having a little man to man chat with this guy. Wanna know the bad part? He's a bald guy!!

Dont suppose we can all be perfect like us m8
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Dome of Steele on November 27, 2008, 01:31:37 PM
Your anger is justified.  You don't crap in their yard, why should their dogs poop in yours. 
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Alexander215 on November 29, 2008, 03:44:57 PM
Motion activated flood lamps do wonders. You could also set up a motion activated cam to catch them, and then have them fined.

Agreed. This is really the best solution to the prob. Minor expense in equipment but a really satisfying result. I can't imagine a better option.


HHhhhmmmmm........ O0

Don't do anything you won't get caught doing ;)

Ditto here.   O0

Just don't do anything to get yourself in trouble over this lazy person.   ;)
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on December 01, 2008, 06:40:56 AM
You should get the motion detecting water sprinkler, like what they use to keep deer and birds out of gardens and stuff. just line your yard with turrets.   O0
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Mr. Wilson on December 01, 2008, 06:42:12 AM
Maybe you should take a dump on the neighbors lawn.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Mikekoz13 on December 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
A few years back a woman I know picked up the poop and put it in the violators yard. The hext AM it was smeared all over her car door handles.

So she waited until the middle of the night, snuck to the guys yard with a can of gasoline, and in 8 foot letters spelled out the word "sh*t" with the gasoline. By morning the grass had died off and he got quite the AM surprise.

She never had another problem with him.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Mikekoz13 on December 02, 2008, 04:54:50 AM
A few years back a woman I know picked up the poop and put it in the violators yard. The hext AM it was smeared all over her car door handles.

So she waited until the middle of the night, snuck to the guys yard with a can of gasoline, and in 8 foot letters spelled out the word "sh*t" with the gasoline. By morning the grass had died off and he got quite the AM surprise.

She never had another problem with him.

Jesus Christ, I hate people sometimes...
I'm not particularly fond of the way "Jesus Christ" is used here.............
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Brkeatr on December 02, 2008, 05:40:42 AM
Yeah, I agree with you Mike.... :(
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on December 02, 2008, 06:55:05 AM
Yeah, I agree with you Mike.... :(

Me too. I also find the use of the Lord's name like this offensive
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: hammerdrill376 on December 02, 2008, 03:59:06 PM
I agree. I have stubbed my toe and let the Lords name slip in an inappropriate way but I think His name or if you belive in another diety should be used only in respectful terms.  A guy I work with lost his job a few days ago because he was firmly convinced that Gods last name is "damn" and was letting it slip way to many times around customers.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Alexander215 on December 02, 2008, 05:42:16 PM
A few years back a woman I know picked up the poop and put it in the violators yard. The hext AM it was smeared all over her car door handles.

So she waited until the middle of the night, snuck to the guys yard with a can of gasoline, and in 8 foot letters spelled out the word "sh*t" with the gasoline. By morning the grass had died off and he got quite the AM surprise.

She never had another problem with him.

Jesus Christ, I hate people sometimes...

You may want to read the forum rules regarding posting.

Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: TheSlyBear on December 02, 2008, 06:01:54 PM
Grandma's gonna wash your mouth out with soap!
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: buuckkweet on December 02, 2008, 07:21:27 PM
 5t*mp 5t*mp 5t*mp
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: SBG Math Guy on December 02, 2008, 09:26:27 PM
sorry to interfere her but I want to point out some things.  I don't know how they will be
perceived but let's hope for the best.

willBslyoncemore it seems the people here did not respond well to your comment using Jesus's name.
I am not Christian but we have to accept that people do get offended by things.  I would certainly have
been offended if Muhammad peace be upon him's name was mentionned.
And then you reply back with "Calm down ladies, please".

I'm sorry but that's just not nice.  Whether you meant it as a joke or not, it's very disrespectful.  I don't know
what else to say but since I have been here as a lurker and a member I have found these guys to be among the
most polite people I have met.  So a comment like calm down ladies is not right.
You know we have a comment in my language which is translated as "if people tell you to step on their face that does not mean step on their face"..............so just because the people here are being very tolerant and patient it doesn't mean we forget proper behaviour.
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Razor X on December 02, 2008, 09:47:19 PM
Calm down ladies, please

Dog, behave.  You don't want to get in trouble again, do you?
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: BaldRob on December 02, 2008, 10:32:46 PM
Offending post have been removed... there's nothing to see here... keep moving along...  :popo

And Dog, knock it off!
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: PORKY on December 03, 2008, 12:42:12 AM
hey hammer, I got your problem SOLVED !  once you find the offending neighbor tell him  before he walks his dog ,to feed him a rubber and give the dog a shot of HELIUM ! THAT way when he poops , it comes out in a nice little baggie and just FLOATS away !  dont tell me youve never heard of all the "crap" in outter SPACE ! :*))
Title: Re: Ok..I'm P...ed...So help calm me down
Post by: Mr. Wilson on December 03, 2008, 03:26:26 AM
Sorry for offending anybody, I tend to say "Jesus Christ!" a lot.