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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: bmwgsa on January 31, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
"Just look at you. You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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"Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya are." O0
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Dude - I am getting some milage out of these
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Dude - I am getting some milage out of these
We aim to please....
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Cool.