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Title: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: PBurke on November 24, 2008, 06:25:08 PM

With the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays coming up fast, I thought this might be a helpful hint.

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
            8 - 15 lb. turkey
            1 cup melted butter
            1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
            1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste

            Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
            Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
            Listen for the popping sounds.
           
            When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
           
            And, you thought I didn't cook...

Title: Re: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: Brkeatr on November 24, 2008, 07:04:20 PM

LOL....good one..... :*))

Title: Re: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: Timmay on November 24, 2008, 08:31:28 PM

Damnit PBURKE....you beat me to that one.  I heard that one today and I was going to post it up..lol

Title: Re: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: PE#1 on November 25, 2008, 10:01:08 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: warhawk on November 25, 2008, 10:03:36 AM

good one paulie :*)) :*)) :*))

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Tried and true turkey recipe!
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 28, 2008, 02:33:01 AM

Too funny for words!!!!!  ;D