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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on November 18, 2008, 09:45:46 AM

Title: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 18, 2008, 09:45:46 AM

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

   

 


 

 

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PE#1 on November 18, 2008, 10:24:05 AM

Sounds like fun to me.   ;D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: warhawk on November 18, 2008, 12:18:59 PM

hey timmy:  sounds like i need 2 take that patron away  from ya. :D

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PE#1 on November 18, 2008, 01:07:33 PM

Shoot.  We could just take the turkey out of this equation and have a good ol' time.   ;D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: time2shine on November 18, 2008, 02:27:33 PM

Quote from: TimmJ on November 18, 2008, 09:45:46 AM

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 

lol  ;D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Brkeatr on November 20, 2008, 05:21:51 AM

Cute one   :D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PBurke on November 20, 2008, 07:50:44 PM

geez. i created a monster! ha ha good one bro. i needed a laugh.

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 20, 2008, 08:20:38 PM

guess what I want for christmas.    I want an empty Patron bottle so I can tell people I drank it all. LOL

but you know...you could leave just a little bit in the bottle..hmmm

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PBurke on November 20, 2008, 10:17:20 PM

or you could get yer asss down to the swamp and help me drink a new bottle?  >:D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 21, 2008, 07:02:24 AM

Gonna send me a ticket??

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PigPen on November 21, 2008, 07:07:21 AM

Sounds like good times Timm

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 21, 2008, 07:11:56 AM

You all turkey over for coming dinner?

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PigPen on November 21, 2008, 07:18:16 AM

If we can figure out how to turk the cookey, sure!

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 21, 2008, 07:21:04 AM

It early to mush fer dis.....

Anyone parking seen a curb?

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: PE#1 on November 25, 2008, 03:23:40 AM

Quote from: TimmJ on November 21, 2008, 07:21:04 AM

It early to mush fer dis.....

Anyone parking seen a curb?

Have one more drink man and I think you'll figure it out.   ;D

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 28, 2008, 02:34:58 AM

I am comin to yours for Christmas dinner Timm  :*))

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: GASlick on November 28, 2008, 07:14:11 PM

There's a Christmas Cookie recipe similar to that.  I'll have to try and find it.

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Timmay on November 29, 2008, 07:33:36 AM

Everyone is welcome to come to my house....always an extra chair somewhere....bring em on...just be prepared for a great time...

Title: Re: how to cook a turkey
Post by: Slick Nick on January 15, 2009, 05:15:13 PM

Now dats how u burn in the kitchen!