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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: baldking on November 16, 2008, 05:15:18 PM
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1. Bring his mitt to a professional baseball game.
2. Turn boxers inside out and wear them for two more days.
3. TiVo Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.
4. Use Dial soap as shampoo.
5. Yell, "Run, Forrest, Run!" at someone in the airport trying to catch his plane.
6. Eat cereal endorsed by a cartoon character.
7. Channel Frank the Tank.
8. Put his face between a woman's breasts and make a gurgling motorboat sound.
9. Use a crunk song for his cell-phone ring.
10. Google-whack.
11. Refer to either his friends or his testes as "my boys."
12. Refer to his "boys" as "Chang and Eng."
13. Devise secret handshakes.
14. Use sports metaphors for sex.
15. Use sex metaphors for sports.
16. Refer to Latina women as mamasitas.
17. Dry hump.
18. Have a welcome mat in front of his home that says, F*** OFF.
19. Practice his autograph.
20. Watch past the end credits for the Adam Sandler "gag reel."
21. Order Long Island iced teas.
22. Teach foreign speakers that the way to ask for directions in English is "Will you tickle my man snake?"
23. Drink beer out of a helmet.
24. Wear a T-shirt with a rhino on it that says, I'M HORNY.
25. Let a magazine tell him he's too old to do dumb s***.
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I'm only guilty of using #16.... every now and then...I mean, come on, it fits....
so I guess that ain't too bad! ;)
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I'm guilty of some of these things. The worst probably being the "motorboating." I can do these things another three years though according to these rules.
But everyone loves motorboating, I don't think that's age-specific.
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OK Iam the curious one....I just had to google whack...lol
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I have a few months to go before hitting 30... and I still do 3 of the things on the list.
I'm not telling which of the 3 I do. :D
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I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.
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I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.
Yeah, I agree here. Didn't know if I fully understood the "meaning" of the "list." ??? Just me though.
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I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.
Yeah, I agree here. Didn't know if I fully understood the "meaning" of the "list." ??? Just me though.
Naw...agreed an all counts...just fun i guess..
plus i guess it is a way to show some typical generational things...
I hear ya.. never tell me what is acceptable and what is not....
please..... I have a bald head...By My Choice! ;)
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Im a kid at heart....so I had to put a check mark next to everyone of those things. Not that I have completed them...just that I practice them faithfully LOL. Although ..the googling of "Whack" I never did before until today. And low and behold I found Time2shines pic there..lol
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Try this TimmJ....I think this is what he meant! http://www.googlewhack.com/
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH now you tell me...lol
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Im a kid at heart....so I had to put a check mark next to everyone of those things. Not that I have completed them...just that I practice them faithfully LOL. Although ..the googling of "Whack" I never did before until today. And low and behold I found Time2shines pic there..lol
:*)) :/O
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just what the heck is wrong with cereal that is endorsed by cartoon characters? >:(
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I don't understand "4. Use Dial soap as shampoo." Why would I use "shampoo" now? :/O :/O :/O Dial or any other bath soap makes sense, shampoo I don't have anymore. O0
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what's shampoo???!!! :D
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I don't understand "4. Use Dial soap as shampoo." Why would I use "shampoo" now? :/O :/O :/O Dial or any other bath soap makes sense, shampoo I don't have anymore. O0
I'm with you on this one too. Well, actually I didn't understand the whole list. Because I'm a kid at heart and act crazy as hell all the time because being a little screwy to me is the key to staying sane and enjoying life. But yeah, the soap one I really didn't understand. Because most of us are all bald now. Why not use the soap we use on our body on our head too. That's what I use to do all the time. I use to use dove bar soap to wash my face and head because I get dry skin sometimes. It worked very well. I even shaved with it a few times after a suggestion from Warhawk. Worked good for that too. I still use it off and on if I run out of Bald Guyz wash. So not sure I understand??? :-\
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hey baldking: fun topic but i'll have 2 admit. i still do a few of the things on your list. :/O like lance... i'm a kid at heart, also.
hey lance: i completely 4got about the dove bar soap that i suggested 2 U last year. it (still) gives a gr8 shave & the product is cheap. O0
WARHAWK O0
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I think all of you failed to read the last line...
The joke was that you shouldn't listen to the list.
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Well Tyler..you can tell I didnt listen to the list...because I had go google Whack...and found out hell I didnt even google the right thing LOL
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I think all of you failed to read the last line...
The joke was that you shouldn't listen to the list.
So can you tell I'm one of those people that don't read "the whole thing" before "acting." ;D ;D ;D
Tyler is right on this one guys. Read the last line on the list. Thanks for straightening that out bro. O0
Sorry about that Baldking. O0
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Sorry if I missed something here, but the last line I see is, "25. Let a magazine tell him he's too old to do dumb s***." Am I missing a line or does it say magazine? I read MAD, Time, Newsweek and similar rags, but I don't think that SBG is published and on sale yet? :/O :/O :/O
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I'm pretty sure that list was taken out of a magazine and that's why it says that. It should read:
"25. Let a website tell him he's too old to do dumb s***."
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Well, I had go google Whack...
Does your wife know about this, Timmay?
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I'm pretty sure that list was taken out of a magazine and that's why it says that. It should read:
"25. Let a website tell him he's too old to do dumb s***."
Oh, I understood that I just had to pull your chain! ;D ;D ;D
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Well, I had go google Whack...
Does your wife know about this, Timmay?
Shoot! I "google whack" about 3 times a day whether I need to or not. ;D ;D ;D
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Well, I had go google Whack...
Does your wife know about this, Timmay?
NO she doesnt. I was hoping it was an automatic whacker...but have yet to find one of those.