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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Tyler on November 11, 2008, 09:44:38 PM

Title: The Chili Joke
Post by: Tyler on November 11, 2008, 09:44:38 PM
I'm putting this up after reading TimmJ's Chili post.

A guy was extremely starving and walked into a diner to get something to eat.  He sat at the counter and ordered something from the waitress.

Next to him was a guy that had his head in his hands and looking down at his bowl of steaming chili.

About 10 minutes after the guy ordered he was too hungry to wait.  He looked over at the guy with his bowl of chili and said "If you're not going to eat that, then I am!"

He then snatched the bowl of chili from the guy and started spooning it into his mouth.  When he got to the bottom he found a big dog turd.  All the sudden he threw up right back into the bowl.

The guy next to him said, "Don't worry, I did the same thing when I saw the turd."
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: IRONHORSE on November 12, 2008, 12:10:20 AM
Ewwwwww.....  :*))
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Brkeatr on November 12, 2008, 03:24:06 AM
Ewwwwww.....  :*))

Ditto that.....lol
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Mikekoz13 on November 12, 2008, 04:19:15 AM
Oh so gross.... but oh so funny........... :*))
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Timmay on November 12, 2008, 06:56:49 AM
I just spit my hostess choc. donut across the desk LOL.  I take it you dont like Chili Tyler??
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: herronm on November 12, 2008, 09:21:18 AM
At least I know what I'm not having for lunch today.  Thanks for that image Tyler.
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Post by: tomgallagher on November 12, 2008, 09:22:48 AM
omg...disgusting.
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Post by: OzPete on November 12, 2008, 06:48:36 PM
 :*)) :*))
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 28, 2008, 02:47:58 AM
Damn!!! I love(d) chilli  :'(
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: GASlick on November 28, 2008, 07:38:53 PM
Could've gone my whole life without reading that. :D
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Tyler on December 11, 2008, 02:12:30 AM
The best is when you tell that joke after someone has just eaten chili. 
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: warhawk on December 11, 2008, 03:06:38 AM
hey tyler:  i'm never going 2 look at chili without thinking about this joke. :*))

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: PORKY on December 12, 2008, 04:08:30 AM
Hey guys, its NOT that tyler doesnt like CHILI , he DOESNT like dog turds at the bottom ! O:O
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Timmay on December 12, 2008, 06:51:29 AM
Guess what....we had chili last night.  Being that we have two new puppies in the house, I kept stiring and stiring the chili in m bowl, just inspecting it.  My wife looks at me and says..Tim?  you ok?  I guess i hesitated in responding because she grabbed my hand and told me to stop.  I looked up at here and said, Oh its nothing, just a joke I heard about chili.  She put her hand up and said to stop she didnt want to hear it.  My kids on the other hand were like "TELL US DADDY TELL US THE JOKE"  I said no...i cant.  It will have to wait until later.  I still havent told them the joke.  For the main reason, we have just now got Logan to where he will eat chili, but we have to pick out the beans.  If i tell this joke he would never eat chili again.
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: DuffRyder17 on December 15, 2008, 09:14:42 AM
Guess what....we had chili last night.  Being that we have two new puppies in the house, I kept stiring and stiring the chili in m bowl, just inspecting it.  My wife looks at me and says..Tim?  you ok?  I guess i hesitated in responding because she grabbed my hand and told me to stop.  I looked up at here and said, Oh its nothing, just a joke I heard about chili.  She put her hand up and said to stop she didnt want to hear it.  My kids on the other hand were like "TELL US DADDY TELL US THE JOKE"  I said no...i cant.  It will have to wait until later.  I still havent told them the joke.  For the main reason, we have just now got Logan to where he will eat chili, but we have to pick out the beans.  If i tell this joke he would never eat chili again.

It will be atleast a month b4 I eat chili... I'm sure if you told your kids they wouldn't eat it 4 a year
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Tyler on December 17, 2008, 10:34:07 PM
Two of my co-workers were eating chili today. I just laughed and walked by.  They were wanting to know why I was laughing and I told them that I'd tell them tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Ghost1988 on December 17, 2008, 11:34:51 PM
Two of my co-workers were eating chili today. I just laughed and walked by.  They were wanting to know why I was laughing and I told them that I'd tell them tomorrow.

good choice and ugh.......i have the flu as it is so ive been nauseated the whole day. this was the last thing i needed to read lol.
Title: Re: The Chili Joke
Post by: Slick Nick on January 15, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
That was pretty funny and gross but I still like chili! Nothin ruins my app! lol