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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: warhawk on October 30, 2008, 05:00:27 PM
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hello fellow chrome domes: i want 2 share a funny joke my friend told me. hope U enjoy. i know i did.
whether republican or democrat you'll get a kick out of this!
a little boy goes to his dad & asks "what is politics?"
dad says: "well son, let me try 2 explain it this way:
i am the head of the family, so call me the president.
your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the government.
we are here 2 take care of your needs so we will call U "the people"
the nanny, we will call her the working class.
and your baby brother, we will call him "the future"
now think about that & see if it makes sense
so... the little boy goes off 2 bed thinking about what dad has said
later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up 2 check on him
he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper
so the little boy goes 2 his parent's room & finds his mother asleep. not wanting 2 wake her up,
he goes 2 the nanny's room finding the door locked. he peeks thru the keyhole & sees his father in bed
with the nanny.
he gives up & goes 2 bed.
the next morning, the little boy says 2 his father..."dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now"
the father says... "good... son tell me in your own words what U think politics is all about"
the little boy replies: "the president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. the people are being ignored & the future is in deep sh!t. :*))
WARHAWK O0
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LOL....good one.... ;D