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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on January 29, 2007, 02:18:46 PM
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.
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How true it is... :*))
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gu!l+) >:D
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:*)) #oC^^t
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This is soo funny because it's soo true!! 5k!v
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Totally true .... guilty as charged!
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Doh!!!
***blushing***
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Doh!!!
***blushing***
oh no......... the mental image is gonna haunt me forever.
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My wife lost it.....nearly peed her pants....
Good forward...BMW! (aka.."Emu Man")
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Doh!!!
***blushing***
oh no......... the mental image is gonna haunt me forever.
Why then are you trying to picture him naked?? ;D ;D
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i ain't. :x!
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i ain't. :x!
You aint ,,,what??
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i ain't trying to picture magilla naked.
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i ain't trying to picture magilla naked.
Then how did you know I was talking about him, maybe I meant the Robmister??? :*)) :*))
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that is who i was talking about when i said magilla. look at that picture.
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that is who i was talking about when i said magilla. look at that picture.
OOhhhh! so I was right you were trying to picture the Robmister naked! ;D
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shut up. i was not trying to picture anyone naked. :Xo!
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shut up. i was not trying to picture anyone naked. :Xo!
Ok I'll stop. >:D
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I guess Paul is a little touchy about what happens in his imagination :-\
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that is it i am removing that post.
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...magilla...
Oh, crap......there is a resemblence
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...magilla...
Oh, crap......there is a resemblence
Especially if you put that new hat on Rob
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Here's a video version to that joke: :*))
http://www.youtube.com/v/Qehxjub5lyo
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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;D O0 the time and engery people have.