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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: warhawk on October 28, 2008, 03:18:41 PM
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hello fellow chrome domes: name one thing people do in vehicles besides drive. i'll start: talking on the cellphone. so... how 'bout U? what have U seen people do in vehicles (besides drive)? what's your story?
WARHAWK O0
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Put on make up...while looking in the mirror...while driving :/O
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Text Messaging. I see it all the time. Way worse than talking on the phone.
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Having breakfast and reading newspapers while stopping on red traffic-lights.
J
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Being in a service business I am on the road a great deal of the time and at least 3-4 times a week I see some female putting her makeup on--head tilted talking on the cellphone--and trying to manage a drink.......all at the same time..........Geez lady...get out of BED a half hour earlier!!
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each other. >:D (you never said the vehicle had to be moving!)
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each other. >:D (you never said the vehicle had to be moving!)
;D ;D good one, paulie ;D ;D O0
WARHAWK O0
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I'd say talking on the cell and texting are the biggest 2 and females primping in the mirror is #3.....here in NY it's against the law to use anything but a hands free phone but it's not enforced the way it should be....
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picking their nose .... saw some ugly broad two knuckles deep yesterday.....thought she was going to bruise her brain....didn't want to know what she did with the booger.
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picking their nose .... saw some ugly broad two knuckles deep yesterday.....thought she was going to bruise her brain....didn't want to know what she did with the booger.
Man Schro, you'd had to write that now, as I am sitting here eating my dinner...... *^) !*u%e
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picking their nose .... saw some ugly broad two knuckles deep yesterday.....thought she was going to bruise her brain....didn't want to know what she did with the booger.
hey schro: ;D ;D unfortunatley i've seen that one b4. :D :D
WARHAWK O0
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each other. >:D (you never said the vehicle had to be moving!)
Man.. i thought my windows were covered.. sorry.
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My number one pet peeve belongs to some of the biggest A..Holes of all time. People who smoke with their children in the car. I mean come on..if you want cancer do it on your own time but at least have the common courtesy not to ABUSE your children with cancer sticks.
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hey timer: get your windows tinted :XX
hey hammerdrill: i concur O0
WARHAWK O0
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I'd say talking on the cell and texting are the biggest 2 and females primping in the mirror is #3.....here in NY it's against the law to use anything but a hands free phone but it's not enforced the way it should be....
It's illegal in NS too, and I definitely agree. Considering how much we're taxed in Canada and the US you would think they would be going after this "cash grab" while potentially saving lives.
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One time I saw a guy eating a bowl of cereal.... milk and all..... while driving...
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Even though its not the law here, I always use a headset when I get in my truck. Its just too easy not too.
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i luv seeing people "singing" with the "air" microphone during a stop light. ;D ;D
WARHAWK O0
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I've seen guys shaving their face with electric razors often enough.
I have twice seen guys shaving with a safety razor and shaving cream on their face.
(Haven't seen any head shaving while driving, though.)
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each other. >:D (you never said the vehicle had to be moving!)
havent you ever seen hit happen while the vehicle was moving? THANK GOD FOR 4 lanes...it made our after graduation trip to Florida unbelievable. The chick was on the dudes lap while he was driving.
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The only accident that I've ever been in what one where I got rear-ended by an off-duty police woman that was doing her hair. She didn't notice that me and the other 200 cars in front of here were at a dead stop. She never hit the breaks.
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Heck I can drive with ease doing multiple things. Hands free phone, putting in a cd that i had to pick up off the Back Driver side floorboard, talking with "Talk to Tiffany", eating my breakfast all the while reading the billboards as I am driving down the highway.... oh and I forgot....I also turn around to look behind me to make sure no one is following me.
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My number one pet peeve belongs to some of the biggest A..Holes of all time. People who smoke with their children in the car.
It's illegal in Arkansas to smoke with children in the car. It was part of the law that also bans smoking in workplaces and all public places. That includes restaurants.
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One time I saw a guy eating a bowl of cereal.... milk and all..... while driving...
My wife did that once... and for some reason threw up cheerios all in her lap while driving. It's a very funny story to hear her tell.
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My previous job was an on-site technician for Dell computers and I had to drive all over Virginia, from I-95 and eastward to the shore, and Ive seen people do crazy stuff while driving, such as:
-Women changing shirts, pants, and underwear
-Men shaving and eating (with shaving cream still on)
-people in coitus (I-95 must be like lovers lane. a really, really long lovers lane)
-Ive seen people drinking from beer bottles on the back roads
-One woman was changing her babys diaper while she was driving
but then again, i would drive the highway or wherever with a burger in the left hand, on the phone with a client getting directions or whatever, writing them down with my right (and im left handed) while driving with my knee.
crazy people. haha
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This morning, I started carpooling with a guy from work. On my way driving to his house, I nearly got into an accident because i was looking at a stupid map. I slammed on the breaks and swerved to the right, luckily not hitting the car in front of me. It was a scary reality check, and i thank God nothing happened.
I need a GPS.
Stay safe out there O0
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The other thing....don't be in a hurry!
I recently got into an accident cutting a corner too closely to shave a few seconds off my drive so I could make my son's soccer game. Well, I ended up missing the game entirely.
Like T2S said, "Stay safe out there".
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This morning, I started carpooling with a guy from work. On my way driving to his house, I nearly got into an accident because i was looking at a stupid map. I slammed on the breaks and swerved to the right, luckily not hitting the car in front of me. It was a scary reality check, and i thank God nothing happened.
I need a GPS.
Stay safe out there O0
Trev, you really do need to get one...I use mine all the time and they are fantastic..!! O0
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This morning, I started carpooling with a guy from work. On my way driving to his house, I nearly got into an accident because i was looking at a stupid map. I slammed on the breaks and swerved to the right, luckily not hitting the car in front of me. It was a scary reality check, and i thank God nothing happened.
I need a GPS.
Stay safe out there O0
Trev, you really do need to get one...I use mine all the time and they are fantastic..!! O0
That's the next purchase I'm considering for the family van
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One time I saw a guy eating a bowl of cereal.... milk and all..... while driving...
LOL...man that dude must have been smokin some serrrrrious stuff with a bad case of the munchies
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Well i've been saving this one and it's now time to pull it out......
I once saw a guy playing a violin while driving. And I mean REALLY playing the Hell out of it! Eyes half closed, head bobbing like crazy......
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I once saw a guy playing a violin while driving. And I mean REALLY playing the Hell out of it! Eyes half closed, head bobbing like crazy......
hey koz: that's 2 funny! :*)) were U at a stop light or did U pass him on the fast lane? ;D
WARHAWK O0
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Shouldn't admit it...
but one time while driving
My wife gave me some head
(read below)
LINE from a paper she had been reading.................ok guys get your minds out of the gutter!!!
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hey hammer: :px :D
WARHAWK O0
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Hammer....and the truth comes out. LOL
Its ok...admit it. lol
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I saw a lady passenger giving the guy driver a handy on I75 on the way to Atlanta one time.
Saw a guy changing shirts (oh, OK that was me - LOL) I was in a hurry and don't recommend it.
Saw a lady putting on pantyhose one time.
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i saw a lady taking chicken breast wrapped in foil and strapping it to her cars engine. She said she wanted her dinner cooked by the time she got home. Talk about cookin on the road...lol
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i saw a lady taking chicken breast wrapped in foil and strapping it to her cars engine. She said she wanted her dinner cooked by the time she got home. Talk about cookin on the road...lol
LOL....I can't take this anymore...... :*))
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LOL...its true though..lol..im serious. She had those rynolds foil packet wraps...and she stuck it on top of the engine..she said she seen it on some Discovery Channel special type thing.
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LOL...its true though..lol..im serious. She had those rynolds foil packet wraps...and she stuck it on top of the engine..she said she seen it on some Discovery Channel special type thing.
OK bro.... :*)) :*))
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i know i laughed too...
Oh by the way Brkeatr....we all have discussed....we think its time for you to take a break from here. We are sending you off somewhere. But for the life of us...we cant figure out where yet..
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Oh? and who is all we?? lol
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ALLWEE?? I dont know who ALL WEE IS...maybe it Oley..or ALLEY...dunno.. cant understand you when you have a mouth full of chicken breast.. lol
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I once saw a guy playing a violin while driving. And I mean REALLY playing the Hell out of it! Eyes half closed, head bobbing like crazy......
hey koz: that's 2 funny! :*)) were U at a stop light or did U pass him on the fast lane? ;D
WARHAWK O0
I was actually in the Baltimore Harbor TUNNEL!!!!!! The guy must have had a GIG the way he was going at it!
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i saw a lady taking chicken breast wrapped in foil and strapping it to her cars engine. She said she wanted her dinner cooked by the time she got home. Talk about cookin on the road...lol
We used to do this. We made hot ham sandwiches, when we were working checkpoints for road rallys. There is a cookbook available entitled "Manifold Destiny" that came out in the '80's.
It attained such cult status that when it went out of print, used copies were selling for up to ten times the price of the book when new. They finally reprinted it in 1998.
I would like to try the pot roast sometime...
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SEE BRKEATR...Its true..lol
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SEE BRKEATR...Its true..lol
Just busting on ya bro....I have heard of people warming and cooking small things on a car manifold....but have to admit....never heard of roasting a whole chicken....I still think it's funny....sorry..... :*))
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LOL...i know you were busting ...its all good. lol