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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: warhawk on October 08, 2008, 01:13:26 PM
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hello fellow chrome domes: i thought it would B fun 2 have a topic on cheesey pick up lines. those cheesey (yet funny) pick up lines U hear from bars, tv, movies, & in your every day life. i'll start: " i 4got my number. how 'bout giving me yours? :XX :/O
so... how 'bout U? what's one of the most cheesey pick up lines that you've heard. what's your story?
WARHAWK O0
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i learned real early to make fun of those lines. i can't even think of the worst one i have heard. may have to think about this one.
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I have a couple that I have heard before.
"Hey baby, do you want some fries with that shake?"
"Did it hurt?" (girl)"huh?" "when you fell from heaven?"
I heard another cheesy one the other day but cant think of it right now.
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You must wash your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in 'em.
always thought that one was funny... not sure if anyone has ever said that without getting smacked.
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Heard froma girl to a guy:
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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"Girl..judging from the cover..if you were a book...I'd take my time reading every single page."
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is your last name GILETTE because your the best a man can get. O0
WARHAWK O0
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Guy: "How are you feeling?"
Girl: "Good."
Guy: "You think you feel good, wait 'til you feel me!"
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"I think ive seen you in the dictionary under DAMN!"
"did you fart because you blew me away"
"your like a student and im a math book. you solve all my problems"
"do you have any raisins? no? how about a date"
"I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons"
"Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
" Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless"
" Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle"
" What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
HAHA im the man wen it comes to pickup lines. although....i usually end up getting slapped lol. j/p im a nice guy. i dont use pickup lines lol.
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pull out both pockets and walk up to a chick and say
"Would you like to play with the elephants trunk?"
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pull out both pockets and walk up to a chick and say
"Would you like to play with the elephants trunk?"
;D LOL that is funny!
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Let's get some chicken and get busy!
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I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Wow, your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten
You look like a parking ticket… You’ve got fine written all over you!
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"Grab your coat love, you've pulled!"
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"Why are you being picky, I'm not!"
"Usually a girl that looks like you has a nice personality"
Yeah, I haven't had much success with those.