Sly Bald Guys Forum

Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on October 04, 2008, 07:06:31 AM

Title: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 04, 2008, 07:06:31 AM: Heres a take off from one of Tylers recent posts and of course inspired by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if_______________(then fill in your idea)

Heres mine "You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you have your favorite NASCAR drivers number tattoed on your head!! O0

GOOOOOO 88
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Post by: Robmeister on October 04, 2008, 08:24:53 AM: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you hang out with PigPen or PBurke more than you should
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 10:37:36 AM: You might be a Redneck bald guy if you get a picture of a rabbit tattooed on your head so you'll have hare....(hair) :D
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Post by: Timmay on October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM: you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp
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Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 04, 2008, 12:14:36 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 12:26:37 PM: Timmay has this thing for orbital and belt sanders lately....
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 01:14:28 PM: You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair
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Post by: Timmay on October 04, 2008, 09:10:17 PM: Quote from: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair

You are nasty...
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Post by: zzaapp on October 04, 2008, 09:48:17 PM: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
your wife uses Duct Tape to give you a "horseshoe wax"....
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Post by: wpruitt on October 04, 2008, 10:46:54 PM: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if this is your favorite thread on the board
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Post by: OzPete on October 04, 2008, 10:52:25 PM: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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Post by: IRONHORSE on October 06, 2008, 12:38:44 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp

If you wear a cheesy hat that makes you look like Tommy Chong :P :*))
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 06, 2008, 12:44:51 PM: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you got

goooooooooo 88 typed on your post.......LOL.....(sorry hammer, couldn't resist ) :*))
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Post by: Timmay on October 06, 2008, 12:59:50 PM: if you fart in the shower!
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Post by: IRONHORSE on October 06, 2008, 01:02:27 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on October 06, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
if you fart in the shower!
:*)) :*)) :*)) Tim! You kill me, bro!!! :*)) :*)) :*))
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Post by: Timmay on October 06, 2008, 01:03:34 PM: Thank ya Thank Ya! Please stand back.............
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Post by: time2shine on October 06, 2008, 01:09:24 PM: If you dip your razor in a glass of Bud Light for the "alcohol cleaning method".
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 06, 2008, 01:11:25 PM: If you go to your family reunion looking for your next date.....