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Discussions About Being Bald => To be or not be...Bald => Topic started by: Tyler on October 04, 2008, 01:09:44 AM

Title: If you ________ then you should shave your head.
Post by: Tyler on October 04, 2008, 01:09:44 AM: Ok guys, time to fill in the blank.

If you _____________, then you should shave your head.

I'll start...

If you take 15 minutes to style your hair and you can still see your scalp when you're done, then you should shave your head.
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Post by: THier on October 04, 2008, 04:02:56 AM: ,,,,,,,,Have hair and breath,,,,,,,
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 04:04:00 AM: If you use a ton of hair spray to keep the wind from blowing the combover off your head, then you should shave your head.
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Post by: warhawk on October 04, 2008, 04:36:43 AM: if U R having thoughts of shaving your head...

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: slyatlast on October 04, 2008, 05:13:37 AM: ....are reading this forum.... 8)
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Post by: Timmay on October 04, 2008, 06:26:41 AM: look like Timmay!
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Post by: IRONHORSE on October 04, 2008, 06:43:54 AM: Quote from: slyatlast on October 04, 2008, 05:13:37 AM
....are reading this forum.... 8)

I don't think I can do any better than that! I second that motion! O0
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Post by: Robmeister on October 04, 2008, 06:52:28 AM: If you have been obsessing over the fact that you are balding and you've considered--or worse yet, WASTED YOUR MONEY ON--drugs, plugs or rugs then you should shave your head.
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Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 04, 2008, 06:52:41 AM: If you believe you can save money on a barber by cutting your hair yourself since you don't have much hair left.....you should shave your head
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Post by: marshd1000 on October 04, 2008, 08:10:53 AM: If your mom suggests you get a toupee or plugs (like mine did), then you should shave your head.
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Post by: champ007 on October 04, 2008, 09:37:07 AM: are lacking confidence or self esteem in your everyday appearance
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Post by: Shaf on October 04, 2008, 01:17:40 PM: If you notice sh**tloads of dandruff on your shoulders, you've tried all the danrduff shamppos and no one else can help then u better call the A Team. Errrm I mean u might wanna consider shaving your noggin :XX
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Post by: TheSlyBear on October 04, 2008, 01:46:17 PM: If your part has migrated south because there's not enough hair to the north, it's time to shave your head.
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Post by: xnewyawka on October 04, 2008, 01:49:10 PM: Wear any type of rug or hair hat, ~~especially bad ones~~, then you should shave your head.

Had to correct myself. ;)
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 02:43:27 PM: If you got more hair on your bottom than you have on your noggin then it's time to shave your head
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Post by: marty22 on October 04, 2008, 03:50:27 PM: If you dont like the way the Yankees are playing; then shave your head!
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Post by: Rob on October 04, 2008, 06:14:48 PM: If you wanna look as sexy, cool, trendy,fantastic and attractive as everyone on this site, then you should shave your head!!! :D ;D
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Post by: IG_bald on October 05, 2008, 05:36:27 AM: If u want random people rub your head. :)
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Post by: Paul on October 05, 2008, 06:30:22 AM: If you want a life of freedom and confidence then....
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Post by: Tyler on October 05, 2008, 01:08:40 PM: Great posts guys! Keep 'em coming!

If you keep seeing hair on your pillow or watch it go down the drain, then you should shave your head!
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Post by: gardner179 on October 05, 2008, 01:51:21 PM: if you want to feel clean, cool and confident then shave your head O0 O0 O0
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Post by: Timmay on October 05, 2008, 08:04:45 PM: dont want to look like a Chia Pet....
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 06, 2008, 05:58:51 AM: If you see a guy with hair just like yours and you think to yourself "Man that guys hair looks like sh*t" then you should shave your head.