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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tyler on October 03, 2008, 10:50:00 AM

Title: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Tyler on October 03, 2008, 10:50:00 AM
When you become a parent it's OK to sniff your child's butt and in fact you have to do it almost once a day.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: time2shine on October 03, 2008, 10:54:02 AM
LOL. You're a good father, Tyler.
That quote could be birth control for many teens.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
sniff its butt?  why on earth would you have to do that?  I have three kids and I never sniffed their butt...maybe that's what is wrong with them.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Brkeatr on October 03, 2008, 11:23:12 AM
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????????????????????         :o
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: schro on October 03, 2008, 11:52:21 AM
It's never OK for you to do it, that's the wife's job.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just relaying the rules.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: tomgallagher on October 03, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Medic aka Rocko on October 03, 2008, 12:32:57 PM
That's maybe the strangest thing ever posted on this forum. ???

I guess the question is "indirectly" sniffing or "purposely" sniffing. :P
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Tyler on October 03, 2008, 12:41:35 PM
I should explain...

There are the occasions when your kid may have gone poo in their diaper, though, if they are bundled up, you don't have line of sight...so the a sniff test is required to tell if you need to go through the hassle or changing them.

Schro, I agree bro, but my wife leaves for work before me and I take our daughter to day care.  So, if she's left already it's my duty.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 12:59:06 PM
OHHHHH well Tyler...that is totally different.  I was just getting the vision of you laying you child down...raising her legs and putting your nose down there to sniff her poooooo! LOL  I was like OK THIS IS NOT NORMAL.  I know california is a lil different from the norm...but come ON!.  Yes I will have to retract my answer and say yes I have sniffed my childrens DIAPER!  Not bottom..but DIAPER! lol
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: skiking on October 03, 2008, 01:17:59 PM
I was starting to worry about you tyler
 
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Tyler on October 03, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
Wow, some your took this to a whole new level I never thought of...like I would sniff my child's butt for no other reason than just to sniff it.  That's nasty!
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: REF311 on October 03, 2008, 01:25:48 PM
Tyler you are correct! I pick my little one up everyday from daycare and once we get home I do the ol sniff check too. I hate to be getting ready to eat and then bam that strong poo odor hits you. Nothing is worse than letting it get smooshed in her diaper. Got to keep my baby girl clean and fresh!!!  So keep on sniffin Tyler!!!!!!
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 01:33:09 PM
When you become a parent it's OK to sniff your child's butt and in fact you have to do it almost once a day.

BUT IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU SAID TYLER!?????????  it was ok to SNIFF YOUR CHILDS BUTT?  You didnt say diaper. 

YOU ALL , I THINK TYLER IS GETTING OLD IN HIS AGE AND HE IS SLIPPIN'
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Medic aka Rocko on October 03, 2008, 01:44:58 PM
I knew what you meant Tyler!  Just giving u static.

My wife ran a home daycare for several years, I've done the sniff test plenty!
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: wpruitt on October 03, 2008, 02:07:41 PM
This give "Brown - Nosing" a whole new meaning
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: GASlick on October 03, 2008, 06:03:56 PM
been there, done that.

Glad my kids are potty trained now.  Life is good
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: buuckkweet on October 03, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
This give "Brown - Nosing" a whole new meaning
:-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 06, 2008, 08:53:59 PM
Man I'm glad my kids are past that stage...........
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: champ007 on October 06, 2008, 09:02:08 PM
Wow, some your took this to a whole new level I never thought of...like I would sniff my child's butt for no other reason than just to sniff it.  That's nasty!

Just goes to show you the power of the internet Ty. Especially if they just read one of my post and then came here.. you can only imagine whats on their mind  :)

But, I vagely remember those days. Its like mine would release the atom bomb in the middle of the mall, and I would gradually step away from the area and look at my then wife and say, "Woman, I think you need to change your kid"  ;)
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: tomgallagher on October 07, 2008, 09:02:55 AM
Wow, some your took this to a whole new level I never thought of...like I would sniff my child's butt for no other reason than just to sniff it.  That's nasty!

Some of us knew what you meant Ty.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: PigPen on October 07, 2008, 10:23:47 AM
I knew what ya meant
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 07, 2008, 12:43:13 PM
So Tyler...how is the butt sniffin going?
lol
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Tyler on October 07, 2008, 12:49:41 PM
So Tyler...how is the butt sniffin going?
lol


The problem is now that every time I have to due the duty it reminds me of you Timmay.
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 07, 2008, 12:56:40 PM
I am glad I bring a little joy into your daily life LOL
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: champ007 on October 07, 2008, 08:47:31 PM
So Tyler...how is the butt sniffin going?
lol


The problem is now that every time I have to due the duty it reminds me of you Timmay.

LOL... Every time something smells like a fart I think of Timmayyy  ;D
Title: Re: Realization that I had tody...
Post by: Timmay on October 08, 2008, 09:17:51 PM
Champ....is that in or out of the shower?? LOL